Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop

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Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn’t Stop

Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't StopA high-on-drugs Dutch trucker en route to Gothenburg, Sweden, was masturbating while driving and lost control, flipping the truck and blocking multiple lanes of traffic. While in the wreckage, he kept masturbating. Under police interrogation, he kept masturbating. That's determination.

The man admitted at the scene to have been pleasuring himself while driving, resulting in his loss of control. That accident, which closed down one direction of traffic and shut off a lane traveling the other, didn't deter him from completing the task at hand, so he kept at it while police responded to the scene. When in custody and under interrogation, the man continued his salacious sexy time in the presence of officers. (Tipped by Jan The Man, who assures us he was Dutch, despite the sources headline)

[TheLocal]

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