Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

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If there’s a better way to start a day than to see Johnny Cash wearing a poorly-fitting superhero getup while robbing people as a chicken dressed as Johnny Cash rakes in money, I’m not sure I even want to know what it is.

Man, I wonder if that Chicken in Black is playing any gigs near me?