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				How much proof is actually necessary to conclude cats are the spawn of Satan and tolerate humans only to keep a reserve of flesh around in case times get tough? Not much for some of us, but it's a constant struggle to get the truth across. A case-in-point here comes from Folsom, California were an elderly driver was attacked about the face by her cat while driving her Toyota Solara, lost control, and crashed into an area diner. Nobody was seriously injured, but we would pay good money to watch that hidden camera footage. No kitty &mdash; no! That's a bad kitty! [<a href="http://www.sacbee.com/102/story/820095.html">SacBee</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/387198/cat-attacks-old-ladys-face-causes-car-accident" title="Click here to read more about Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 May 2008 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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