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    something_unique_and_descriptive: I've seen this sort of thing before, the weird part about it though was that the person driving the truck was a chick (or a guy with a very, [i]very[/... more »
    thunder; now eta-powered: An ops center I used to work in had a cool award hanging on the wall; the Brass Balls Award was given to the pilot who displayed, well, the balls-iest... more »
    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: So out of envy and a macho sense of competition, the hitch figured that if the truck had a pair of nuts, it would sprout a trio of balls. more »
    citroën67: Are those train horns that I see under there? He must have an on board air tank or something...those things really push the air, very loudly I might add. more »
    bzr: Rear-facing air horns? Why didn't I think of that for my mom's Civic coupe? more »
    engineerd: They look nice a sturdy, so there is not chance of him busting a nut. more »
    MushyHeirloom: Man, this is a set of truck nuts I might just go for. more »
    Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp: Nice. I think the xB needs a set of gigantic metal nuts. Of course, my car's low enough that I could reasonably have them just close enough to the gro... more »
    beercheck: Nuts hanging from a receiver hitch. Guessing he's more lefty-loosey than righty-tighty. more »
    .357: I don't like Truck Nuts. I prefer Truck Pooty. I hope it doesn't get robbed. more »
  • #novelties

    Truck Nuts. Literally.

    Thanks to perverse and vigilant Jalopnik reader Mike Poller, we now see the inevitable combination of the Carpocalypse and truck nuts — recession-proof, SAE-grade truck nuts. More »
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    Corn-Nuts Anyone?

  • #accessories

    BrakeNutz. Yeah, You Read That Right, Brake... Nutz.

    Let's say you're looking for a way to spice up the tail-end of pickup truck and regular truck nutz just don't do it for you. Perhaps something more tasteful and yet more flashy — literally. Enter BrakeNutz, a clear set of polycarbonate Nutz with dual-element LEDs inside. Those strategically placed lights are wired to mimic brake lights when properly installed into your cars or trucks wire harness. Guess that's one way to legally flash your nutz at someone. [BrakeNutz]
  • #news

    Truck Nutz Now Fineable In Florida, One State Senator Admits Guilt

    The infamous Truck Nutz have now been deemed illegal in Florida and are punishable with a measly $60 fine. If you remember, Virginia was working on enacting a similar bill that would make displaying the genitals a misdemeanor punishable with a $250 fine. What makes this even funnier is what some of Florida's senators had to say about the matter, including an admission of guilt by one. More »
  • #novelties

    Truck Nuts Find Way To Classic Impala

    Oof, we thought this truck nuts thing was over with, but apparently it's some kind of insidious virus, and it's spreading. This fine example of a gently donked '71 Impala is the latest victim, sporting a nice set of chrome dangley bits. Other than the testicular offenses, this is actually a pretty clean car if you overlook the questionable application of billet steering wheel. A rather stylish way to declare your love of pre-malaise era Chevy's don't you think? [via Cardomain] More »
  • #novelties

    Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

    Everyone loves truck nuts! But they are under massive legislative assault and may be banned, as we have already noted today. But you know what? Who cares! Because truck nuts, in true American fashion, are a product that breeds innovation. A company that isn't a truck nut manufacturer has now released the perfect accessory to complement the truck nuts: Hitch Hands. And Hitch Hands include a bonus. More »
  • #offbeatnews

    Truck Nuts to be Banned: Update

    On Tuesday, we told you that a State Delegate in Virginia was making plans to ban truck nuts. Now, details have emerged. Lionel Spruill introduced the bill on Tuesday under the pretext of safety, claiming that replicas of genitalia could distract drivers, causing accidents. He would like to see the display of truck nuts made a misdemeanor, punishable with a $250 fine. More »
  • #offbeatnews

    Truck Nuts to be Banned?

    A lawmaker in Virginia plans to introduce a bill that would ban truck nuts. "It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can't do. And putting testicles on the back of a truck is just too much. So I am trying to stop it," Delegate Lionell Spruill told WTKR. He apparently reached his decision after a constituent's young daughter saw them on the back of a pickup truck. More »