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Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Begging For Billions Edition

Time to fire up your Friday afternoon flasks again for the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game as CNBC has asked the boss to gab about the proposed Federal loan guarantees for the big domestic automakers. Tune in to "Street Signs" at 2:20 to watch as he repeatedly corrects the talking heads who will call it a bailout instead of a loan the taxpayers will probably profit from. This one promises to be full of financial industry talking points; We'll need extra intoxication to get through it, so drop some mean rules in the comments today. If you're new to our early afternoon "drinking game" — here's the rules — there are many like them, but these are ours.

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Prepare Yourself For The First Ever Secret Subject Official Car Pundit Drinking Game

Get your expense account fired up for yet another edition of the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game as the Wertster has been asked to play the pontificator on CNBC about...about... something. Tune in to CNBC at 2:20 PM EST to find out whether it's pundification about the role of the Ford Ka in the next James Bond film or the pending stupendous market domination of the big three. Also, give us the drinking game rules in the comments below. And if you're as unclear about this whole "drinking game" thing as we are about Wert's topic, these are the rules; since its a Friday and we don't know the subject, lets make them extra devious today.

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Gentlemen, Start Your Tabs: Wert On CNBC This Afternoon Talking SUV Taxes

Yet another round of the official car pundit drinking game today at 2:20 pm (EST) as our very own Wert wrestles with the topic of taxing them big-ass sport utility vehicles on CNBC. While it may not be as much fun as what Siler is wrestling with, we get to watch the destruction live. Do you think taxing SUVs is the way to go? Is it blasphemy? Start the debate below.

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Wert On CNBC This Afternoon Talking GM-Ford Tie-Ups

Our fearless leader will be on CNBC this afternoon at 2:20 pm (EST) talking about the GM-Ford collaboration and, hopefully, adding more fuel to the QOTD fire. He'll also be talking about tie-ups and whether or not Rick Wagoner should stay on as CEO. No word on if he'll bring up the fact that Rick Wagoner looks like Abraham Lincoln.

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Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Fonda Ain't Got A Hybrid In The Back Of Her Honda

Time to belly up to the bar yet again for the only Official Car Pundit Drinking Game as the boss-man's been asked to spend a few minutes on CNBC to talk about Honda's earningsgasm. He'll be answering a question similar to what we asked you today in the Question of the Day — is Honda's small car strategy the right strategy? Tune in to "Street Signs" on CNBC at 2:15 PM EST to find out. Also, give us the drinking rules in the comments below. If you're a little foggy on this whole "drinking game" thing — here's the rules, learn them, love them, then make your own.

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Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: 2012! 2012! 2012!

With news that GM may be halting new truck development, our good friends at the Fox Business Network just had to have us back, which means another episode of the official car pundit drinking game. We get more name love (drink) from Stuart Varney and even argue a bit with the lovely Tracy Byrnes. Though she doesn't want the Civic, it was the best selling car in May. Just saying. And to Buckster, I took your advice and gave "1984 Tom Cruise" his hair back.

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Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Early In The Morning Edition

I'll be on NPR's The Bryant Park Project tomorrow morning at 8:00 AM talking about whether Japanese automakers create more environmentally friendly cars than American automakers. My answer will be a resounding no. Feel free to play along with some early morning shots of mimosa and some new rules in the comments below. If all of this sounds unfamiliar to you, read through this for the gist of it. [Bryant Park Project]

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Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Luxury Cars And WTF Is High-Test Fuel?

For those of you who don't get Fox Business Network but do like to drink in the middle of the day, we've pulled down the video of Hardigree rapping about fuel prices and luxury cars. You can just see him start to have a stroke as Stuart Varney starts asking about "High-Test" instead of premium fuel. We're going to add "massive eyebrow shifts" to the rules of the official car pundit drinking game so call a cab or take the train home. But hey, Stuart likes the name so maybe he didn't notice Matt having a stroke...

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Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Jalopnik Editor Gets Crazy Like A Fox Over Gas Prices

It's been awhile since we last had a chance to hoist some drinks over a Jalopnik editor hitting the airwaves. Luckily, our intrepid associate editor in Chicago is giving us a chance to drown our sorrows over the high price of gas on the Fox Business Channel this afternoon at 1:35 EST. Matt "Holla-Holla" Hardigree will be going toe-to-toe with Stuart "Little" Varney and they'll be talking about whether luxury cars are taking as big a hit on the new sales market as SUV's. If you don't know the rules of how the game is played, head over here to check them out. If you do (or once you do, we should say) hit the jump and get to providing us some new rules for the world's only official car pundit drinking game. Then, if you happen to be in one of the plethora of media markets with FBC, turn on the boob-tube, pop open your favorite libation, and get ready to play.

If anyone's interested in a little bit of early morning Christmas Eve Official Car Pundit Drinking Game action, I'll be on CNBC's Squawk Box tomorrow morning at 7:50 AM talking GM price increases. So feel free to wake up early and mix up a bloody mary for some morning alcohol action before work.