Saturn Discovers Social Networking, Attempts To Join 21st Century

Apparently young people these days like to talk to each other online rather than read. Sometimes, they even take advantage of toy-like technological innovations to transmit electronic images and even music! Based on this cutting edge research, Saturn has launched a new concept in online communication to reach these digital girls and boys in the 21st Century. Called ImSaturn, it provides an online "space" Saturn owners can call their own — a place that let's them say "why yes, this is my space." More »

Transformers On MySpace: One Of Us Just Had A Slight Robogasm In His Pants

Yay, now we can merge geeking out over robots in disguise with geeking out over gals we'd love to think of dating but who won't give us the time of day. Yup, we're in social networking heaven, baby! Bonus points to anyone who wants to become our friend on MySpace...not that we need one...we're just sayin'. In the meantime, if you're not a MySpace maven, but you're totally a Transformer fan-boy, check back tomorrow as we're hearing we should be seeing the newest trailer. – Ray Wert More »

GM Seeking Weird Pedophile Market, Wants You To Become A "Friend With Benefits"

MySpace may be utilized mostly by perverts and Dateline reporters disguised as lonely teenagers, but apparently those people do buy cars. Now the General's hoping to appeal to that same loving-the-lonelygirl demographic as they launch their — and we shit your not — "Friends with Benefits" campaign on MySpace. The General's Pontiac G5 campaign offers tiered incentives for getting people to register their cars on MySpace and get 100 friends to by a G5. That user gets a $100 MasterCard gift card. If you somehow manage to get 1,000 friends to buy the General's new Cobalt-companion, you'll get $1,000 dollars. No word yet on whether you'll be able to use that money to also get your legal fees paid for from the lawsuits incurred from bedding those pre-teenie-boppers. – Matt Hardigree More »

Like OMG, LOLROTFL: The Lincoln MKX on MySpace

It's like an alternate sci-fi universe where every sellable product is anthropomorphized to become a kind of friendly sidekick — a glorified pen pal ready to laugh at your jokes, instant-message streams of abbreviated expressions of delight long into the evening and post naked pictures of itself with all the naughty bits blurred out. But it's not an alternate sci-fi universe, it's MySpace. The latest automaker to jump aboard the Dateline NBC "Predator" Express (c'mon, we kid MySpace) is Lincoln, whose upcoming MKX crossover is apparently a 30-year-old female from the United States with requisite friends and a breathlessly self-absorbed curriculum vitae. No, FoMoCo marketers can't drop the hyperbolic bullshit for even a second, can they: More »

Make Friends With Your Fast On MySpace

You know, it totally seemed like MySpace was getting a bit Faster this month. It must have been that wascally wabbit, VW's turbo-charged speed demon itself, the Fast. VW's GTI MKV spokes-bunny has been spotted recently on MySpace — obviously looking for some fluff-bunnies to help him pet his own Fast. Sorry crazy bunny-demon, but despite one of us professing his love for ya — he's already taken. Shoulda made him your MySpace friend Faster. (hat tip to mattias) More »