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    Elhigh: When did Brooke start looking like a German tennis pro? more »
    Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish!: Kate Walsh is nice, but Jill...well... I think early thirties is kinda early to bestow the title of "cougar," but since I won't be 25 'til this Sunda... more »
    Novaload: So, Matt--I dare you to crosspost this on Jezebel. more »
    Pete Gaines: Kim Cattrall - not sexy. Not close to being sexy. Hasn't been anything close to sexy in a decade, if ever. I can't for the life of me figure out why p... more »
    Flathead Smith: I never cared for Brooke Shields when I was younger, but you know she has aged very well and actually has become more beautiful with time. more »
    Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: That last picture is NOT flattering to Brooke Shields. Yikes. more »
    smalleyxb122: It's like the seven deadly sins, but they've replaced sloth with lust, envy with lust, gluttony with lust, greed with lust, pride with lust, and wrath... more »
    leavethegun-takethecannoli: *pulling up to drive-thru Employee: Welcome to McCougar's, how may I help you? Me: I'll have number 6 Emp: Do you want that super-sized? Me: Hell no I... more »
    Alfisted: So many choices, I cnt decide. more »
    Mad_Science: What did you just call Heidi Klum? more »
  • #adwatch

    The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars

    Automakers have been turning lately to sexy older women, a.k.a "cougars," to sell their cars. These "spokescougars" appeal to jean short-wearing moms seeking to feel sexy again and men seeking experienced ladies. Our seven favorites below. More »
  • #2010mercurymilan

    2010 Mercury Milan, Hybrid And Lincoln MKZ: Live Cars For The Pulse-Free

    Ford just revealed the 2010 Ford Fusion and the 2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid and now we can bring you the live reveals on its platform pals the 2010 Mercury Milan and the 2010 Lincoln MKZ. The Fusions two upmarket friends split the hairs of luxury with the Milan going after the Euro-snob luxury buyer who can't afford a Euro-snob nameplate while the Lincoln chases the McCainiacs who want something smaller to replace their 1989 Lincoln Towncars. While both good cars on their own we have to question the wisdom of two cars chasing the luxury market. More »
  • #2010mercurymilan

    2010 Mercury Milan

    The 2010 Mercury Milan isn't as curvy as Jill Wagner, but it does benefit from a more shapely profile than its predecessor. The general buyers who opt for the new Milan over its Ford or Lincoln siblings will probably be more interested in that visual enhancement than the upgraded 2.5-liter four-banger or the revised V6 now putting out 240 HP, up from 221 HP in the previous model. While enthusiasts may look forward to the new six-speed manual and automatic transmissions, the average non-enthusiast buyers will likely care more about the availability Ford SYNC, Sirius Travel-link and a back-up camera. Whether enthusiast or not, everyone should be grateful for the 4 to 5 MPG bounce on the four-banger. Unlike the Fusion, there has been no announcement of a "sport" mode for the Milan, indicative of the kind of audience Mercury expects the car should attract. Full details in the press release below the jump. More »
  • #industrynews

    Dealers Worried Mercury To Go The Way Of The Dodo, Waiting For A Ford Clubbing

    It can't be fun to be a Lincoln Mercury dealer right now. Not only do you have to endure your Cadillac Buick dealer friends showing off their relatively diverse and unique stable of new models, but there's no clear idea of what your future is going to hold. An article in the Detroit News features various dealers of Ford's more luxurious brands worried that there's nothing new in terms of Mercury models coming down the pipeline and that they're being phased out without anyone telling them about it. Ford insists there's no current plan to drop Mercury, despite the fact that the brand has dropped in sales by more than 30% in the last two years. Ford should announce the fate of Mercury by the fourth quarter of this year and there are a few things they need to consider. More »
  • #adwatch

    Ad Watch: Jill Wagner Can Make A Mercury Mariner With Her Hot, Bare Hands

    Yes, not as much Jill Wagner as we'd like, but hell, we'll take as much of her as FoMoCo will give us. In this episode of Blade commercialism from the not-Ford brand, our fair heroine is explaining how she can single-handedly re-badge a Ford product as a Mercury by placing the badge in the middle of thin air, and then watching as a Ford Escape Mercury Mariner is born. We kid FoMoCo, actually the ad's all about...well, hell, the press release is right after the jump. – Ray Wert More »
  • #adspromotions

    Adventures In Not-So-Subliminal Car Advertising: We're Thinking Of A Number, Any Two-Digit Number...

    This newspaper ad for a Queens auto dealership could be the world's most obvious attempt at linking sex with buying a car. Still, considering it's an ad for the Hyundai Elantra and the Sonata — that may not be the worst idea to move some product. Hell, maybe they should try that shit out with the Dodge Magnum or anything from Mercury. Oh wait, isn't that what Jill Wagner's for? – Ray Wert More »
  • #detroitautoshow

    Ford CEO Alan Mulally's All About The Mercury Bland

    Oops, was that a slip of the tongue made by the main-man at FoMoCo during the introduction of the new Ford Five Hundred yesterday Sunday? Was it signaling a serious shift in strategy for the automaker? Or — maybe he's just telling the truth. All we've got to ask is — What Would Jill Wagner Do? – Ray Wert More »
  • #news

    Wagging Over Jill Wagner's Shoes: Mercury Spokesmodel's Pumps Hotter Than The Cars She's Pushing

    We know its only tangentially auto-related, but we just can't get enough of Mercury spokeswoman Jill Wagner — and it seems other women can't get enough of her either. It appears the new hotness in the latest looking-for-metro-cool Mercury commercial has little to do with the cars. According to today's Freep, hubbies are looking to get their wifeys into some Mercury-model-flavored sex-capades, and rather than buying their old lady a Mercury Milan, they're looking to buy Wagner's shoes. The shoes, a brown pair of Alaia Paris heels, were purchased by Wagner at up-scale department store Neiman Marcus. Sounds like good news for Neiman, right? Wrong — apparently the heels are like mallomars in the heat of summer — nowhere to be seen on store shelves. More »
  • #news

    Heating Up The Mercury: Brand Spokeswoman Jill Wagner Looking Hot And Bothered On the Small Screen In 'Blade'

    Tho' we're neither mag nor lad mag, we do know a hot-as-hell spokeswoman when we see her — and no talking head's been hotter (in both Google-dom and on the boob-tube) than Mercury's Jill Wagner. She's hot — and so's her latest resume entry for the smaller-than-silver screen. She's got the role of sultry double-agent Krista Starr in the the new and hot Spike TV show "Blade" airing just the other night for the very first time. So, consider this something like a public service announcement for the smokingly hot and well-spoken face-woman for the looking-to-be-metro-cool Mercury brand...if you haven't seen her hotness yet, you can download a free copy of the show via iTunes from now until July 11th. Fapp away lads, fapp away far from here. More »
  • #adspromotions

    Mercury's Spokesmodel Outed: Jill Wagner in the Blogosphere

    Those who've been pining for Mercury's new spokesmodel now have a name to Google for scantily clad lad-mag shots. According to the blog, Population Statistic and other 'net denizens, she is none other than Jill Wagner, late of "Punk'd" and (guest spots on) "Dr. Vegas" (do we remember that show?). We hope she'll remember that we were there for her blogosphere star-turn. More »