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    Novaload: And men think women are dumb. more »
    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: So I take it the equal-time male version of this feature will emphasize lap belts and five-point harnesses...? more »
    Bumblebee: I'm so ashamed of myself. I can't name even half those cars. more »
    Pessimippopotamus: #9 Scares the crap out of me. more »
    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: While I appreciate Jalopnik's effort to, uh, spice up my single, unemployed daily grind, I'm gonna have to go ahead and object to this. I've always co... more »
    Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish!: I wonder what Bill Simpson makes of all this... more »
    leavethegun-takethecannoli: What other forms of protection do they like? more »
    tgigreeny: I assume nr 16 has dropped some change in the footwell. That's what happens if you don't have pockets. more »
    Flathead Smith: Is it just me or does #16 look like a drug addict. more »
    AmosElpis: Jalopnik is taking the PORN route lately and guys with class reject this garbage. Autoblog.com is where it's at for awesome, clean car info. Naked ... more »
  • #buckleup

    Girls In Seat Belts Fetish: Equal Parts Creepy, Hot

    As far as fetishes go, girls in seat belts makes sense to us, it's also probably one of the safest. All we know is, we bet you'll never look at a seat belt the same way after this NSFW mega-gallery. More »
  • #dragons

    Man Admits To Sex With Thousands Of Cars, Has Pics To Prove It

    Our obsession with cars pales in comparison to this Washington state man, who admits to "sexual relations" with over 1,000 cars. If ever there was a dragon, this mechaphiliac would be it. More »
  • #venturifetish

    Venturi Fetish Gets Upgraded Power, Retains Weird Name

    A constricted passage though which fluid flows and accelerates while the internal pressure drops and an object or action upon which unreasonably excessive attention or reverence is placed, Venturi Fetish. It's French, who knows. But, it's still a pretty slick car and it's ready to join the quickly expanding field of electric sports cars. Just as the Venturi is going into production, we're hearing news... More »
  • #weird

    Yank Me Crank Me: Pedal-Pumping Babes' Cars Don't Start

    Checking the recently-added car videos on YouTube, I found this short film of a British woman wearing really tight clothing attempting (and failing) to start what appears to be a Citro n AX (don't worry, it's safe for work). The loving closeups of her feet made it clear: my brain was being damaged by the onanic fuel of perved-out foot fetishists! Naturally, my patriotic instincts kicked in and I sought out (and found) many more such videos; after all, what does Osama bin Laden hate most about us? Why, our freedom to indulge every imaginable perversion, of course! Seems most of the "car cranking" stuff comes out of Europe (see this site), which makes sense. After all, they have more cars that won't start than anybody. But, dammit, when are we gonna get vids of scantily-clad chicks cranking Pro Mod cars that do start? – Murilee Martin More »
  • #alternativeenergy

    Avant le Fetish: Venturi to Show Electric-Supercar Precursors in Paris

    The Tesla's giving it new competition for the mantle of Best Electric Supercar of Ever, but is the Venturi F tish worried? Non! The company announced today that visitors to the Paris Motorshow this September will get to see the range of precursors leading up to the current (heh heh) electric F tish, as they shuffle by munching on les frites de la libert . We'll be there — you'll know us from the H sker D shirts amid the Fa onnable-wearing Euro press. More »
  • #alternativeenergy

    Venturi Fetish Has Intel Inside

    Considering France's Venturi Fetish — the first electric supercar —- is basically a six-figure consumer electronics product, it's not hard to imagine all the chips required to manage functions like battery charging and energy storage, systems applications and communication with the home office for upgrades and related software tweaks. It's that last one that's driving a partnership of sorts between Intel and Venturi. The two companies recently announced they were pooling resources, particularly on the WiMAX wireless broadband technology incorporated into the Fetish for data communication. Intel is an industry supporter of the WiMax (Worldwide Interoperability for Microwave Access) standards, a kind of metropolitan-area version of WiFi. The companies hope to expand the use of WiMax in the Fetish to include communication with other vehicles — to buy and sell energy — or act as an energy node for utility companies. And, of course, for Dodgeball. More »