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    Turboner: Looking at the grille/headlights, and taillights, isn't this a 66/67? IIRC, the 65's were the last with round(er) headlight bezels and the shorter ta... more »
    TinaHaeden: This is not a 1965 wagon. THIS IS A 1966 NOVA WAGON! It is obvious that this is the 2nd Gen 1966 model due to the tall/skinny tail lights, the solid (... more »
    joneez wants the clunkers he paid for: '65 Chevy II wagon: Nice! Rattle can paint job: Perfect! Painted over body cancer: Billetproof! Various appropriate speed stickers: Love 'em Lime gree... more »
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.: Murilee, sometimes I notice that a gallery will come around in the old friendly style instead of this abomination (which simply does not function prop... more »
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.: 1) Take 3' section of 3/4" heater hose and plug one end. 2) Fill hose 3/4 full of lead bird shot (BBs will do in a pinch). 3) Plug the other end. 4... more »
    Dr. H. F. Danger: Looks like Gravedigger's love child. more »
    vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: I think this car is awesome and would gladly trade in my 05 MINI Cooper and rock this thing. I approve fully. more »
    Armand: If this car rolled on slot mags, I'd think it was awesome. It's an old Nova wagon, after all, and the owner has turned it into something of a street ... more »
    MushyHeirloom: My, my friend, you've really let yourself go. EDIT: Colour me infuriated with this new commenting system, now. more »
    discontinuuity is tentatively testing the waters of Murlopnik Weekend before plunging again into the fridgid waters that are Jalopnik proper: I was in Memphis, Tennessee a few days ago, and I have never seen so many donks in my life. Oakland may very well be the epicenter of donkness, but i... more »
  • #downonthestreet

    1965 Chevrolet Nova

    Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. This is only our second donk, after this '76 Regal. More »
  • #novelties

    Wohnwagen: A Seedy Yet Intriguing Interactive Photo of Various Cars

    We found this on a Dutch blog with very little explanation, but an underlit trailer park with a caravan, an Impala and a Gallardo is already exciting enough. Potentially NSFW. More »
  • #downonthestreetbonusedition

    Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz

    Normally, we wouldn't recommend adding big ol' donkin' wheels, JC Whitney leaf-spring shackles, and Truck Nutz to a Malaise Era wagon. However, this combo works perfectly on a primered '76 Hornet Sportabout! More »
  • #nicepriceorcrackpipe

    1993 Buick Roadmaster Wagon for $12,900!

    It's time to park the family truckster and slip behind the wheel of a true American road trip icon, for less than the cost of a Nissan Versa. Oh, and it'll also give you wood. More »
  • #customcars

    Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies

    The owner of a Floridian donk won't be "ghost ridin' tha whip" any time soon. Below, our obit and video of the aftermath.
  • #downonthestreet

    1966 Lincoln Continental

    Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. We're going to look at our fifth Alameda Lincoln today; of the first five, the suicide-door primered '69 was the crowd favorite in the Favorite DOTS Lincoln poll. Today's car is another suicide-door model, and the oldest of the bunch as well.
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  • #gumball3000

    Detroit Iron At The Gumball 3000

    There was a pretty good cross-section of archetypal Detroit machinery represented at the Gumball 3000 in San Francisco yesterday, including a donked Riviera, the lowest Ford pickup ever built (with the most beautiful set of vintage gauges I've seen in a long time), and a couple of classic musclecars. Yes, K.I.T.T. was there as well, though The Hoff himself prefers the non-video-game-style steering wheel of an Audi R8 for actual driving duties. More »
  • #1976buickregal

    1976 Buick Regal

    You know what we haven't had in this series? Donks! Oakland, just across a narrow estuary from Alameda, has a fair number of donkified GM cars, but the trend seems to be dying out. In any case, donkmania never got very big in Alameda, where old-school musclecars and lowriders seem to be the customization themes of choice. Here's a rare Alameda donk, which I shot next to Alameda High over the winter (no, it doesn't rain here in June). The car parked on that block every school day, so is it a teacher's car or a student's? More »
  • #foundoncraigslist

    Plymouth Volare Rolls On 24s, End Times Upon Us?

    Those tiny 14" wheels that Chrysler put on the Volare? Pizza cutters! Shopping-cart wheels! Try adding another ten inches of diameter to a Volare's wheels and you'll finally fill up those unsightly wheelwells, as we can can see in this '76. You need to keep the air shocks fully inflated in order to keep rear wheel scrapage to almost-tolerable levels, and there appears to be about 3/4" of space between the fronts and the wheelwells... but just look at it! Thanks to LTDScott, Porcubimmer Pilot for the tip! [Craigslist Stockton, go here if ad disappears]
  • #foundoncraigslist

    Why Should GM Boxes Have All The Donkin' Fun?

    The problem with putting huge-diameter wheels on most cars is the pesky fenderwells getting in the way, but this Floridian has avoided that problem by putting 20s on a VW-based dune buggy. A bit of fiberglass cutting and they fit just fine! Nitpickers might point out that the dunes are now off-limits with this setup, and that the pavement handling qualities might be a bit scary with that swingaxle rear and 20/80 front/rear weight distribution... but you'll be having so much fun with the insane power-to-weight ratio offered by the 2200cc engine that you won't fear death! Thanks to Mehugtree for the tip! [Craigslist Ft. Lauderdale] More »
  • #foundonebay

    Bored By Cadillacs In Drab Colors?

    What is it about Florida? The 2000 election, the Primate Aztek, and now this. What we have here is a 2000 Cadillac DeVille with a wild two-tone paint job, neon, spinners, the works. But mostly it's the paint... well, and the interior. If you buy this car- and the current bid is just $7600 at the time of this writing- we guarantee you will be noticed! [eBay Motors] More »
  • #donkorbubble

    A Little Pinto That Shouldn't; Wait, We Take That Back

    Lets see. Would this mid-70s Ford Pinto mid-riser qualify as a Donk or a Bubble? Either way, I think we're all for this kind of thing, if only due to its blend of twisted irony and off-kilter car-to-rims value ratio. We're also wincing for those craptacular Pinto axles and poor differential struggling to make heads or tails of that acres-from-stock wheel diameter. (Thanks to 72GTOJudge for the tip.) [ChevyBombs.com]
  • #howwouldyoulikeanice

    Donk, er Bubble of the Day: Hawaiian Punch Cutlass

    We went into this post with every intention of deriding this Olds Cutlass highriser. But we've made a turnabout in the past few minutes, owing to our fondness for Hawaiian Punch and A-body Cutlesses. Sure, this thing has rims the diameter of wagon wheels, sure it has an interior only Spiderman could love, sure it has laminated seat covers. But, c'mon, Hawaiian freaking Punch. As long as it's not a Tang-themed GTO Judge, we're good. (Thanks to John for the tip.) [eBay]
  • #becausewheelsizematters

    Crystal-Studded Wheel Size Emblems!

    Look, folks, if you're going the donk route, do it right! It's like having a dekotora- do you want subtlety or restraint? Of course you don't! You want to put big jeweled emblems advertising your donk's wheel size, preferably all over the car, but at least on the fenders. Iced Out Emz has a vast selection of such emblems, available for 20s all the way up to monster-truck-esque 30s; you can choose "diamonds," "emeralds," "rubies" and so on. Thing is, what if you're donking a Honda 600? 15" wheels would be considered donkworthy in that case, but unfortunately no 15" emblems are available. More »
  • #downonthestreet

    Welcome to Oaktown: Mildly Donked Skylark

    At the Oakland Coliseum BART station yesterday, we spied this '69 Buick Skylark sitting proudly by itself in the parking lot. Not so much a donk as a car heavily influenced by donkism (and Oakland, proud home of 2 $hort, is certainly on the leading edge of donkitude, what with the box Caprices teetering on absurd-diameter wheels you see towering over traffic around here), this Skylark actually looks halfway decent with the treatment... More »
  • #questionoftheday

    Question of the Day: Donk or Dekotora?

    Okay...it's clobberin' time. Are you gonna roll on 30s, with possible Dada-esque corporate sponsorship all over ya box? Or are you gonna take Hetfield's advice and hit the lights? Mob up or convoy? How would you, dear reader, rather roll through West Oakland cranking a bootleg of Tim Armstrong and Matt Freeman of Rancid's unreleased Downfall record? Head nods mandatory. Just don't break ya neck. More »
  • #commentary

    Fast as a Shark: No Sleep 'til Lynbrook

    It's 10:46pm California time as I sit down to write this. But I'm not in San Pedro. I'm somewhere near Saint Marks Place in New York City, and the only sounds in the room are the tapping of two Apple keyboards and the rattling dull whine of air filters sucking the cigarette smoke out of the air of a spacious loft replete with a machine gun and a glass-encased model of the Bismarck. On the chairs at the bar hang three jackets, with a black, non-descript number in the middle. To its left is a navy blue Red Kap work jacket with a lakes modified roadster screenprinted across the back, reading "GEARHEAD." To its right hangs a high-visibility orange example sporting a rearing horse patch on the sleeve denoting a foreign police agency. More »
  • #customcars

    All Hail the First Video of a Clear-Rims Burnout: The Garfield Box

    Too early for a moment of Zen, you say? Ok, then, how about a wake-up call. This cartoonishly orange high-riser box Chevrolet Caprice fitted with $30,000 clear rims, performing a class-1 burnout, offers a more bracing start to the day than cold OJ ever could. Enjoy, in a sense. More »
  • #retro

    Early Riser: 1902 Wartburg

    People think that this whole "sitting up high" trend only dates back to the rise of the minivan and SUV and carried further by monster trucks, donks, boxes and bubbles. No, friends. It goes back to the carriage. People have always liked sitting up high. It's the fault of the step-down Hudson and the Chicanos in East Los Angeles and Colin Chapman and Duffy Livingstone that we ever thought we were supposed to be low to the ground. Fahrzeugfabrik Eisenach AG was established in 1898 Heinrich Ehrhardt, and by 1902, they were cranking out the Wartburg. 8.5hp, 640kg. And no doubt, it's definitely a proto-donk. More »
  • #customcarshotrods

    You Deserve a Break Today, At McDonkles

    Apparently, the independent, corporate themed donk may be somewhat of a trend. This one apparently dispenses special sauce. Maybe it runs on french-fry oil. Somehow, though, we're guessing not. [Thanks to Andrew for the tip.] More »
  • #customcarshotrods

    SEMA Show: Donk a What?

    The Rides team unveiled an ber donk (technically, a "box") mid-80s Chevy Caprice that combines dubba-dubs with quad scissor doors, over and mega airhorns out front and a bigorific intake bulge. Scotto, what's witchu bwoy? [Gallery] More »
  • #weird

    Dumb Things I Gotta Donk Today: A Simpsons-Themed Riser

    Taking this one apart would seem like a no-brainer. Sure, it's a garish mid-riser donk with wheels that look like a piece of George Clinton's mothership tumbled down and crushed Bootsy Collins. And sure, it's been airbrushed with characters from "The Simpsons." But we're not talking about Bart with an "Eat My Shorts" thought bubble. That's Abe Simpson, smack on the driver's door, followed by Mr. Burns and Nelson Muntz. Granted, he could have inserted Ralph Wiggum with his finger in his nose, or the Comic Book Guy holding that rare Mary Worth, or even Rabbi Hyman Krustofski. What we mean to say is, it could have been worse. Way worse. [Thanks to Eric for the tip.] More »
  • #news

    Save Your (Grandparents') Generation: Youngsters Rolling In Oldster Whips

    Bumbeck's a man whose observations we often find notable. One of the more notable observations of Bumbeck's was that car culture trends in Oakland by and large seem to start with somebody's grandmother dying. The Wall Street Journal has even picked up on Uncle Bumbeck's truism and drops a reference to the city's International Boulevard in their story on why the kids are donkin' up their grandfathers' Oldsmobiles. More »