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more about #clips more comments → lilwillie: That was a God Damn big Dam. #topgear more » lilwillie: that is some cotomer sevis. #topgear more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "I had dropped my phone" If this video doesn't help to sell a gazillion Bluetooth headsets, nothing will.... #bugattiveyron more » Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Poor Wes, all the "butt" jokes fall his way... The penalty of having such a nice ass... #toyotaprius more » sos10: In a few days we'll know the reason behind this scam. #bugattiveyron more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: This actually explains why it has Texas plates but isn't in the DPS registry. It has dealer plates. #bugattiveyron more » lilwillie: The Veyron looks nothing like a Balloon. #bugattiveyron more » JCWhitless: On behalf of fairness, the film clearly shows the bird being killed. Please refrain from throwing the guy under the bus as the Pelican has already be... more » skierpage: "We'll produce a market-leading car in this segment!" I remember when the British were quiet and self-effacing. Whatever they do you know someone wil... more » Mobius: "That will be mine one day." Sure, mate, and this one's cheaper than usual. #bugattiveyron more » -
#topgear
Top Gear Season 14, Episode 1: YouTube Open Thread
The boys are back, with Beast-lovin' Eric Bana as the star-in-a-reasonably-priced-'merican-car. So if you don't feel like waiting for Bitorrent to finish, get your Top Gear fix right now for as long as the YouTube clips last. Enjoy. More » -
#carcrashes
EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
Remember the amazing $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron lake crash blamed on a low-flying pelican? We have the video of it happening and there's not a freaking pelican in sight. UPDATE: The driver responds! More » -
#adwatch
Toyota Prius Is A "Butt Buddy?"
This Australian ad for the Hybrid Synergy Technology used in the Toyota Prius and other hybrids draws a parallel between gas/electric harmony and having a weird guy attached to your butt all day. Ya know, that actually kinda makes sense. More » -
#newcars
McLaren MP4-12C Development Video
The McLaren MP4-12C is the next world-killing super car from McLaren. Now we've got development video of the new many-numbered-McLaren. More » -
#classiccars
VIDEO: How To Disassemble A DeLorean DMC-12
Our friends at the DeLorean Motor Company have made themselves experts on tearing down and rebuilding DeLoreans. And now they've put it to music and it's Bennie Hill's Yakety Sax to boot! (Hat tip to James at DMC!) -
#motorsports
When Race Drivers Become Pop Songs
Would you care to sing along to the lyricized exploits of the greatest racing driver who has ever lived? The 1976 Italian pop song Nuvolari might just be the answer to your needs. More » -
#adwatch
Creepy Sparkle Vampires Want To Sell You A Volvo
If you have a wife/daughter/girlfriend/sister, you're likely incredibly annoyed by their obsession with the Twilight Saga movies and their lame sparkle vampires. Now, Volvo wants to use this schlocky tween vamp romance to sell you a car. Gag. More » -
#carpocalypse
Daily Show: Cash For Clunkers Killing "$14 Billion" Demolition Derby Industry
The Daily Show took on Cash For Clunkers last night for hurting the "$14 billion" demolition derby industry. Their chart's striking in thatAmericans are eating more beetswe thought corn-dogs were a larger part of the economic pie. More » -
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#carcrashes
$1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron Crashes Into Texas Lake
Driving weather's been perfect in southeast Texas lately, so it's anyone's guess how this genius skipped his million-dollar-plus Bugatti Veyron off the road and right into a freaking lake. Despite the cost, Veyrons certainly aren't amphibious. Hilarious UPDATE below! More » -
#lolcars
Nerds Modify Oldsmobile For iPhone Control, Go Car Surfing
Give nerds enough time and they'll come up with some crazy stuff. Example: this Oldsmobile Delta modified with servo actuators and operated wirelessly via iPhone. Of course, with that working, it only makes sense to go car-surfing. [Gizmodo] -
#newcars
2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS, Reviewed
Fact #1: At least two members of Jalopnik's editorial team have a raging man-crush on Chris Harris. Fact #2: He's the first person outside Porsche to take a spin in the 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS. Here's the video. More » -
#adwatch
"Poop Explosion" Coats Holden Interior In Aussie Diaper Ad
Babies are, basically, tiny humans with a propensity for making enormous messes. This Holden Captiva learns that the hard way when a baby has a "number 3" — you know, a "poop explosion" — in this Australian diaper ad. Gross. -
#lolcars
Everyone Watch As This Neon Burns
We're not sure why this video from OMG! Spoon of a Dodge Neon en fuego outside a radiator shop's so fascinating. Maybe because it's like an analogy for Chrysler's small car strategy. Also, we think the Ranger driver did it. -
#topgear
Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
British motoring show Top Gear was recently part of some stupid contrived controversy, which means you should warm up your BitTorrent software for Season 14. We look forward to writing about their antics and not people's responses to them. -
#lolcars
T.R.A.A.P.D.: Teens Raising Awareness About Awful Parent Drivers
This weekend's Saturday Night Live included a fairly spot-on comedic commentary on the hypocrisy of anti-texting parents. We mean, who hasn't spent time arguing with their GPS unit? More » -
#cartoys
Mercedes Builds 1,300-Foot Slot Car Track Through E-Class Wagon
The 2010 Mercedes E-Class, in wagon form, is the ideal platform for transporting and housing a 1,300-foot DTM slot car track. We'll take one of each, please. [via The Car Lounge] -
#topgear
Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
Top Gear is once again in trouble for Scirocco TDI ad spoofs. First, it was a German car invading Poland. Now, viewers are upset about this spoof ad about suicide — conveniently, one week before season 14 starts. [TimesOnline] -
#carcrashes
VIDEO: Shelby Cobra Flips At VIR
We're not quite sure how you flip a low-slung sports car like a Shelby Cobra without even leaving the track, but this video shows doing just that is physically possible. Ouch. More » -
#newcars
Ferrari 458 Italia, Reviewed
Chris Harris has put together a couple of excellent video reviews of the 562 HP Ferrari 458 Italia for England's Evo Magazine. You'll find them below. Gee, think he likes it? More » -
#autotech
Ford's Inflatable Seat Belt Explained, Exploded
Yesterday we told you about the Ford inflatable seat belt that's definitely not an airbag. Today we get to see just how the thing works with crash event test footage and additional explanation on why Ford says they're important. -
#adwatch
"I Live. I Ride. I Am. Jeep." Ad Will Not Conquer
The Caesar-like tagline and montage-gasmic commercial created for the New New Jeep fail because they could be used for almost any product. I Live. I Watch. I get bored. I forget this is an ad for Jeep. See for yourself. More » -
#motorcycles
BMW C1-E Electrifies Car/Scooter Hybrid
Genius idea: combine the mobility of a scooter with the safety of a car. But the original BMW C1 failed. Can an electric motor and a host of active safety technologies make the BMW C1-E succeed? More » -
#laautoshow
Porsche Boxter Spyder Shows Off In Mountain Driving Clip
This is what every single Porsche Boxster Spyder will dream about when it goes to sleep at night: zipping around curvy mountain roads, unencumbered by hoards of maliciously slow RVs and driven well past the speed limit. Ah, dreams. -
#adwatch
"My Name Is Ram" Ad Just Too Easy To Parody
The My Name Is Ram ad has only been on the web for a few hours and already here's the first parody exposing Chrysler's full tank of schlock. [Banovsky] -
#adwatch
First "My Name Is Ram: My Tank Is Full" Ad, For Real
After attempting to show you the first My Name Is Ram commercial yesterday, we now have the final-cut that aired at last night's World Series below the jump. More » -
#adwatch
First "My Name Is Ram" Ad: My Tank Is Full...
Here's the first look at the new ad for the Dodge Ram brand with the awkwardly double entendre-filled, overly repeated taglines: My Name Is Ram and My Tank Is Full. Yeah, you're definitely full of something New New Chrysler. More » -
#racingnews
Germans Are Ze Master Race Of Champions, Again
Michael Schumacher and his buddy Sebastian Vettel picked up another Race of Champions Nations Cup victory for Team Germany after besting China, Finland and England. The Americans nearly won, but Vettel put the hurt on both Foust and Pastrana. [RallyBuzz] -
#hoonoftheday
Hoon Of The Day: Modified Hummer Drives Underwater
There's really nothing more to say here. Just watch it. Trust us, it's worth it. (Hat tip to Kimi!) [via Ziezo] -
#newcars
Reverse Super Car Teardown: Mercedes SLS AMG
We're on our way to California to drive the Mercedes SLS AMG. Just in case you're not jealous enough already, here's four videos detailing the extraordinary level of attention Mercedes paid to this car we're driving tomorrow at Laguna Seca. More » -
#sema
Mustang RTR: An RTR-C Without The Carbon Fiber, Insane Price
Do you like the all-carbon fiber Mustang RTR-C but lack deep enough pockets to buy one? You're in luck. There's also this non-carbon-fiber Mustang RTR that's considerably cheaper, still drifts as hard, AND it'll be a dealer-installable kit. More » -
#stupidcriminals
Hyundai Gives BMW X5 Rampage Victim New Car
Last week brought us the worst BMW parking job ever, resulting in a crushed Hyundai Elantra. Hyundai Canada stepped up and gave the Elantra's owner a new one. Aww, isn't PR cute? [AutoNorth.ca] -
#planelopnik
Jalopnik Vs GM: The Coolest Vehicle There Wasn't Even A Car
While I was putting practice laps in and Al was discussing the finer points of independent label hip hop distribution, Ray was going gaga for the helicopter filming on-track action. Expect more video soon. -
#customcars
700 HP Saab 99 Is The Best Sleeper Ever
By all outward appearances, this Saab 99 is a nicely maintained Grandma car. Underneath, it's an all-wheel-drive, turbocharged, 700 HP terror machine capable of 9.8 second quarter miles. This Swede-built creation is likely the most ridiculous sleeper ever created. More » -
#jalopnikvsgm
Jalopnik Vs GM: The Official Video
Here's Cadillac's official video take on yesterday's Jalopnik Vs GM race. The real heroes here are the challengers who came out in their own vehicles and, in Michael Cooper's case, even outpaced the all-mighty CTS-V. -
#formulaone
Kimi Räikkönen On Fire
We almost forgot to show you the hottest scene from the previous weekend’s Brazilian Grand Prix, which saw Jenson Button become Formula One’s world champion: Kimi Räikkönen on fire! More » -
#techporn
Circular Loom Weaves Lexus LFA Carbon A-Pillar
One of only two circular looms in the world is used to weave dual-tube carbon fiber components, like the A-pillar, on the Lexus LFA. It's obsessive attention to detail like this that explains the near $400,000 price. More » -
#jalopnikvsgm
Jalopnik Vs. GM: Official Csaba-Verified Results
Here's the official former buff book editor-verified results from yesterday's Jalopnik Vs GM event, the awesomest marketing ploy we've ever taken part in. More » -
#adwatch
Everyone Rush Down To Elder Ford To Buy A Focus RS
In what might be one of the most appealing, and therefore misleading, advertisements in recent memory we have a local Ford dealership promoting both a Ford Focus RS and a Ford Raptor. More » -
#hoonoftheday
The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
Before the advent of powered flight, it was said if God intended men to fly he'd have given them wings. As this clip proves, a Toyota Hiace on a Motocross track does little to disprove the axiom. More » -
#lolcars
A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
You know how leopards are, always hanging out the window of your Audi TT when you're out for a drive. You'd think people would be used to the sight by now.
