Jalopnik 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #clips more comments → HoonThatFerrari: Kinda silly/funny, kinda stupid. In other words, almost exactly like a Will Ferrell movie. My only objection is the name... can't believe he neglecte... more » mechimike: Brake rotors _on fire_ at 2:45. Awesome. more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: va dan glong herr, va dan glang herr! Oh, wait, I have no clue what that means. Anyways, I love DTM, and this video does make everything better. more » Novaload: Guys, guys, guys. I sent this to Murilee quite a while back and he did invite the loony behind it to a Lemons function, I do believe, and posted it. G... more » Turboner: How are they going to pronounce "V70R?" more » Turboner: Long live 5 cylinder Audis! more » Turboner: The lobster conductor is a nice touch. more » B1663R: you know, i was kinda half hoping that when the Mazda got smashed that the happy face would turn sad... alas, NCAP has no sense of humor more » Elhigh: I can see a few of these bolted to the top of the V8olvo at the next LeMons, belting out some Molly Hatchet. more » Clown Shoe Pilot: This was cool for the first 30 minutes it was at the first Houston LeMons race. By the end of the day Sunday, it was WAY old. more » -
#lolcars
The Sashimi Tabernacle Choir: A Volvo Covered In 200 Linux-Linked Singing Fish And Lobsters
Richard Carter affixed over 200 novelty singing fish and lobsters to a Volvo 240, linked them with a Linux operating system and got them to sing and dance in unison to create the "Sashimi Tabernacle Choir." Weird? Annoying? Cool? Yes. -
#dtm
Old German Touring Cars Make Everything Better
Sixteen-valve fours, crashing, and some of the best racing ever seen. It's like NASCAR, if NASCAR were high on schnitzel and still had soul. We've watched a lot of DTM videos. This is one of the best. More » -
#carhistory
Today, We're Thankful For The Pre-Chinese Volvo
We're thankful for pre-Ford Volvo, but now we're thinking Post-Chinese Volvo will make us thankful for the days of Ford's ownership. So this pre-Turkey Day we're remembering some highlights of the company as it is now and as it was. More » -
#safety
Smashing Safety: 12 New Cars Crashed In Eurocarnage Video Gallery
The latest round of European NCAP crash testing's complete, which means our video-bin horn o' plenty overfloweth with clips of a dozen Euro cars getting the stuffing smashed outta them. Thank you NCAP, you've made this the best Smashgiving ever! More » -
#retrolopnik
1905: San Francisco Has Always Been Chill
One streetcar, a handful of cars, and San Francisco's Market Street before the 1906 fire — all of it set to Air's "La Femme d'Argent." In other words, the best YouTube clip we've seen all month. More » -
#howto
How To Lap Lime Rock Park
Last month, we reviewed the Skip Barber Advanced Two Day Mazdaspeed Racing School at Connecticut's Lime Rock Park. Here's what they taught us. More » -
#lolcars
Transit Authority Rap: I Got 99 Problems, And A Bus Ain't One
The Bluegrass State is a strange place, and Louisville, its largest city, is home to some weird and wonderful stuff. If you ever find yourself in the 'Ville and have to ride the bus, use a bike rack. Fool. More » -
#newcars
2011 BMW 5 Series Set To Video
You're probably as relieved as we are to see that the 2011 BMW 5 Series ditches Chris Bangle's flame surfacing and huge ass in favor of something that's actually recognizable as a car. Here it is in motion. More »
-
-
#topgear
Top Gear's "Car To Save The World" Independently Reviewed
Last night, frustrated that plug-in hybrids like the Chevy Volt are developing too slowly, Top Gear revealed its very own range-extender hybrid. Now, Autocar has conducted an independent road test to discover what we know already: it's crappy. More » -
#topgear
Top Gear Season 14, Episode 2: YouTube Open Thread
The boys have an epic head-to-head between the Audi R8 V10 and the Corvette ZR1. So if you don't feel like waiting for Bitorrent to finish, get your Top Gear fix right now... as long as the YouTube clips last. More » -
#carcrashes
Video Of Deadly Police Crash Released
Two teenagers were killed in Milford, Connecticut on June 13 by a speeding police car. Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, the video has finally been released to the public. Warning: graphic footage below. More » -
#chevycamaro
101-Year-Old Still Likes Toys, Buys Transformers Edition Camaro
The oldest person ever interviewed by Chris Hanson says "I don't care if you're 100 or 50, if you want something get it." He wanted a Transformers Edition Camaro, so he got one. Watch out ladies. -
#classicracing
Watch Tazio Nuvolari Swing His Racing Alfa Romeo Through France in 1935
There’s nothing like watching professionally edited racing highlights from 80+ years ago. It’s the Pau Grand Prix and Tazio Nuvolari is on pole. More » -
#carcrashes
Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
Yesterday we shared with you many reader theories regarding the Bugatti Veyron lake crash, crash video and post crash photos. And now we have an on-the-scene report from Jalopnik reader ChristopherSchull. Will he find pelican remains? -
#amphibiouscars
Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
Capable of running 0-to-60 MPH in just 4.5 seconds and floating, we can't help but think Bugatti Guy should have bought a Watercar Python. Then, the lake plunge could have simply been a flamboyant attempt to pick up chicks. More » -
#topgear
VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
Jeremy Clarkson thinks the 2010 Audi R8 5.2 FSI is "perfect." But should we really care what he thinks? We mean, he can't even tell a funny elephant joke. More » -
#carmovies
Inheritance: Indie Short Features Nissan GT-R Beating Porsche 911
Despite the polished appearance and cinematic race sequence, this isn't a Nissan GT-R advertisement. It's an indie short by Dylan Osborn and friends filmed guerrilla-style against a New England backdrop. Datsun 240Z and a Morgan Aero 8? Nice. [DylanOsborn.com] -
#cartech
SoundRacer: When You Want A VW Golf With V10 Sound
The SoundRacer plugs into your cigarette lighter and transmits rev-matched fake V8 or V10 engine sounds via FM radio making your car sound exotic, when it isn't. Alternately, it could help prevent electric cars from being a silent killer. [URLesque] -
#robots
Evil Boston Dynamics Reveals Terminator-Like Walker, Puts Horns On BigDog
Boston Dynamics, the guys making the rise of Skynet inevitable, are showing off their ominously-named PETMAN prototype, a shoe-wearing, two-legged version of their now-legendary BigDog. It looks like the harbinger of mechanized death. Oh, they've also put horns on BigDog. More » -
#topgear
Top Gear Season 14, Episode 1: YouTube Open Thread
The boys are back, with Beast-lovin' Eric Bana as the star-in-a-reasonably-priced-'merican-car. So if you don't feel like waiting for Bitorrent to finish, get your Top Gear fix right now for as long as the YouTube clips last. Enjoy. More » -
#carcrashes
EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
Remember the amazing $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron lake crash blamed on a low-flying pelican? We have the video of it happening and there's not a freaking pelican in sight. UPDATE: The driver responds! More » -
#adwatch
Toyota Prius Is A "Butt Buddy?"
This Australian ad for the Hybrid Synergy Technology used in the Toyota Prius and other hybrids draws a parallel between gas/electric harmony and having a weird guy attached to your butt all day. Ya know, that actually kinda makes sense. More » -
#newcars
McLaren MP4-12C Development Video
The McLaren MP4-12C is the next world-killing super car from McLaren. Now we've got development video of the new many-numbered-McLaren. More » -
#classiccars
VIDEO: How To Disassemble A DeLorean DMC-12
Our friends at the DeLorean Motor Company have made themselves experts on tearing down and rebuilding DeLoreans. And now they've put it to music and it's Bennie Hill's Yakety Sax to boot! (Hat tip to James at DMC!) -
#motorsports
When Race Drivers Become Pop Songs
Would you care to sing along to the lyricized exploits of the greatest racing driver who has ever lived? The 1976 Italian pop song Nuvolari might just be the answer to your needs. More » -
#adwatch
Creepy Sparkle Vampires Want To Sell You A Volvo
If you have a wife/daughter/girlfriend/sister, you're likely incredibly annoyed by their obsession with the Twilight Saga movies and their lame sparkle vampires. Now, Volvo wants to use this schlocky tween vamp romance to sell you a car. Gag. More » -
#carpocalypse
Daily Show: Cash For Clunkers Killing "$14 Billion" Demolition Derby Industry
The Daily Show took on Cash For Clunkers last night for hurting the "$14 billion" demolition derby industry. Their chart's striking in thatAmericans are eating more beetswe thought corn-dogs were a larger part of the economic pie. More » -
#carcrashes
$1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron Crashes Into Texas Lake
Driving weather's been perfect in southeast Texas lately, so it's anyone's guess how this genius skipped his million-dollar-plus Bugatti Veyron off the road and right into a freaking lake. Despite the cost, Veyrons certainly aren't amphibious. Hilarious UPDATE below! More » -
#lolcars
Nerds Modify Oldsmobile For iPhone Control, Go Car Surfing
Give nerds enough time and they'll come up with some crazy stuff. Example: this Oldsmobile Delta modified with servo actuators and operated wirelessly via iPhone. Of course, with that working, it only makes sense to go car-surfing. [Gizmodo] -
#newcars
2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS, Reviewed
Fact #1: At least two members of Jalopnik's editorial team have a raging man-crush on Chris Harris. Fact #2: He's the first person outside Porsche to take a spin in the 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS. Here's the video. More » -
#adwatch
"Poop Explosion" Coats Holden Interior In Aussie Diaper Ad
Babies are, basically, tiny humans with a propensity for making enormous messes. This Holden Captiva learns that the hard way when a baby has a "number 3" — you know, a "poop explosion" — in this Australian diaper ad. Gross. -
#lolcars
Everyone Watch As This Neon Burns
We're not sure why this video from OMG! Spoon of a Dodge Neon en fuego outside a radiator shop's so fascinating. Maybe because it's like an analogy for Chrysler's small car strategy. Also, we think the Ranger driver did it. -
#topgear
Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
British motoring show Top Gear was recently part of some stupid contrived controversy, which means you should warm up your BitTorrent software for Season 14. We look forward to writing about their antics and not people's responses to them. -
#lolcars
T.R.A.A.P.D.: Teens Raising Awareness About Awful Parent Drivers
This weekend's Saturday Night Live included a fairly spot-on comedic commentary on the hypocrisy of anti-texting parents. We mean, who hasn't spent time arguing with their GPS unit? More » -
#cartoys
Mercedes Builds 1,300-Foot Slot Car Track Through E-Class Wagon
The 2010 Mercedes E-Class, in wagon form, is the ideal platform for transporting and housing a 1,300-foot DTM slot car track. We'll take one of each, please. [via The Car Lounge] -
#topgear
Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
Top Gear is once again in trouble for Scirocco TDI ad spoofs. First, it was a German car invading Poland. Now, viewers are upset about this spoof ad about suicide — conveniently, one week before season 14 starts. [TimesOnline] -
#carcrashes
VIDEO: Shelby Cobra Flips At VIR
We're not quite sure how you flip a low-slung sports car like a Shelby Cobra without even leaving the track, but this video shows doing just that is physically possible. Ouch. More » -
#newcars
Ferrari 458 Italia, Reviewed
Chris Harris has put together a couple of excellent video reviews of the 562 HP Ferrari 458 Italia for England's Evo Magazine. You'll find them below. Gee, think he likes it? More » -
#autotech
Ford's Inflatable Seat Belt Explained, Exploded
Yesterday we told you about the Ford inflatable seat belt that's definitely not an airbag. Today we get to see just how the thing works with crash event test footage and additional explanation on why Ford says they're important. -
#adwatch
"I Live. I Ride. I Am. Jeep." Ad Will Not Conquer
The Caesar-like tagline and montage-gasmic commercial created for the New New Jeep fail because they could be used for almost any product. I Live. I Watch. I get bored. I forget this is an ad for Jeep. See for yourself. More »
