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    Mobius: If this were NPOCP, I'd take the Volvo, but a Cadillac from the 60's, in pink, wow, that would get you mad respect when you visit hell with it. #24hou... more »
    Dan820: To aid in this decision i will consult the infallible guide of celebrity ride. Volvo wagons were often loved and modified by the late great (and recen... more »
    UDMan: Let me make your choice even more difficult. That Volvo was at the New England race. The guys on the team needed to install an already assembled roll ... more »
    mechimike: My heart says Volvo, but my head says...Volvo. #24hoursoflemonsohio more »
    TurboBrick [LIGIER]: Forget the damn socialist container, I want some Cadillac, Cadillac, Cadillac style. #24hoursoflemonsohio more »
    MushyHeirloom: Can I, er, have both? Oh, why yes, I can, I can check both boxes. I'm going to. #24hoursoflemonsohio more »
    Foxieness: Well, I have to say, it's certainly a tough choice. For any guy, anyhow, it won't be a problem with the girlfriend or wife I'm sure -- every girl lov... more »
    that ain't the way to have fun, son: Skeg-fin Caddy FTW. I know of a green Coupe deVille of the same vintage for parts, even though it appears to move. Almost traded my '95 W124 sedan f... more »
    tonyola: The Volvo for a family? Look, unless you have more than three kids, the Fleetwood is going to have plenty of rattling-around room, not to mention a ca... more »
    Novaload: Caddy all the way. I don't have little kids to shame with the deceptively twee Volvo--which, let's face it, to non-Lemonites, would just be the cutest... more »
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