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Brian: After running this through our collision estimating software (I work for a software company in the space), this appears to be $5,070.66 worth of damag... more »
LTDScott: I guess the physics book didn't state "For every hot mistress there is an equally pissed off spousal reaction." more »
FrankGrimes: I think he was reading that book when he crashed. Explains the crash and also the book ricocheted around breaking the windows. I am sure the probabi... more »
Skunky: Any pelican feathers? more »
beercheck: No, officers. Seriously, everything's alright. I just drove into a door. more »
Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Looking at the photos, I have to revisit my initial theory. This is clear evidence of a donked 'Sclade committing suicide to escape perpetual embarra... more »
Number_Six: This is a direct quote from the Cadillac site: Iconic presence. Luxurious performance. Enhanced fuel efficiency. Whatever your priorities, the Escala... more »
Turboner: How's he supposed to pick up trashy mistresses without the DUB dub's? C'mon, give him a break. A custom set of HRE's would only get him a trophy wife. more »
bmoreDLJ: Elin Nordegren begged him to buy a Saab 9-7x, but he refused. This was the perfect time to exact her revenge. more »
Maxichamp: Can we expect any more from a Stanfurd man? more »

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Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
The Florida Highway Patrol's released detailed photos of Tiger Woods' crashed Cadillac Escalade and despite that story of his heroic wife, two rear windows are suspiciously smashed in. Also, he admitted to...something. That's not going to help things. More »
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Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
Just when we thought the Tiger Woods crash story had finally died down, the Chinese press goes ahead and makes it a thousand times more awesome. This clip shows a computer-generated reenactment of the accident, complete with golf club-swinging wife. More »
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Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
Hulk Hogan's professional car ~~crashing~~ racing son, Nick Bollea, was involved in yet another accident Saturday after attending an event for a safe driving charity. More »
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Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
TMZ's now got crash scene photos of Tiger Woods' Cadillac Escalade that seem to contraindicate the initial claim of "backing out" of the driveway and accidentally hitting a tree and fire hydrant. Take a look for yourself below. More »
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UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
No details other than this image yet, but UFC head honcho Dana White smashed up his custom Ferrari F430 pretty good. It's appropriately bleeding green blood (coolant) all over the asphalt. More »
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Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
Yesterday we showed you Brad Pitt can't ride. Now he's moving on, and into a bigger vehicle. It appears the old man-baby's bought himself a Camaro SS. Really? More »
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Definitive Video Proof Brad Pitt Can’t Ride
TMZ's reporting Brad Pitt had a bit of a tumble off a motorcycle in LA the other day after clipping a car's wing mirror. Turns out he just grabbed too much front brake. More »
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This Is Exactly Why People Think Michael Phelps Is A Schmuck
Michael Phelps, the multi-gold-medal-winning Olympian, is really pushing his luck. It now appears he'll pose in front of any car that's either black or blinged-out. Preferably both. More »
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David Beckham Murders-Out His Porsche Turbo
It turns out Michael Phelps was actually copying David Beckham's back-in-black madness, who also went with the "classy" inclusion of his number on the headrests. But wait, now he's wrapped the 911 in matte black. Below, the full dull blackness. More »
#customcars

Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
Stephen Ireland, a Manchester City midfielder, spent about $413,000 on an a loathsomely customized Bentley Continental GTC convertible as a present for girlfriend Jessica Lawlor's 24th birthday. Abandon all hope of taste, ye who click through for the gallery. More »
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Bentley Continental GTC Wishing For Sweet Embrace Of Death
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Ludacris Gives Away 20 Cars To Needy Fans
Rapper Ludacris has partnered with Atlanta's Nissan South dealership to give away 20 cars to winners in an essay contest wherein they detailed their need for reliable transportation. See, he's just a big softie concerned with ~~self-promotion~~ philanthropy. More »
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Is Usain Bolt Faster Than A Corvette Grand Sport?
This evening in Berlin, the Jamaican sprinter broke his own world record of 19.30 at the 200 meter sprint with a time of 19.19 seconds. More »
#carstars

Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car Poses
Celebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. More »
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Fifth Gear's Tiff Needell, Actor John Barrowman, Survive Terrifying 80 MPH Crash
John Barrowman, the actor who portrays Captain Jack Harkness on hte BBC's Torchwood walked away from a terrifying 80 MPH crash in a special rally-prepped Subaru with Fifth Gear's Tiff Needell for the Channel Five motoring show. [Daily Mail]
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Elle Macpherson Gets First Crack At Fiat 500 Convertible
Australian supermodel and world's hottest 46-year-old Elle Macpherson took delivery of the very first 2010 Fiat 500 Convertible available to the public and certainly didn't waste any time showing the world its low-riding top. More »
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Motoring Celebrities at the Festival of Speed
Goodwood has a reputation of lowered walls between the masses and the motoring glitterati. Let’s see who among the many famous wandered into view. More »
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REPORT: Comedian Tom Green NOT In Accident, NOT Beaten
An unconfirmed report claims Canadian comedian Tom Green ran his Mercedes into the back of a landscaping truck, was seriously beaten by the truck's passengers and is now in serious condition. UPDATE: Yeah, there's no way this is true. More »
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Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?

We all remember the late Michael Jackson for being a bit eccentric, but do you remember the time he was secretly a wedged Italian sports car? Specifically, a Lancia Stratos Zero? More »
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George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
Remember when George Michael got so high he fell asleep behind the wheel? Well he's just gotten his driver's license back and celebrated by buying a 193 MPH Ferrari California. More »
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Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
Sarah Jessica Parker was given a warning for driving-without-headlights after explaining she didn't know how to turn them on in her new Mercedes. Add this to the list of things Parker no longer knows how to turn on. [PageSix]
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Tony Danza Shows Porsche Who's The Boss With MINI Door
Climbing into his MINI Cooper yesterday, Tony Danza dinged the passenger side rear quarter-panel of a Porsche Boxster with his door. Not news, but it begs the question — should he have left a note? Also, baseball pants? Really? [TMZ]
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REPORT: Liam Neeson To Play "Hannibal" Smith In "A-Team" Movie
Yes! The A-Team movie's coming and thanks to the possible casting addition of Liam Neeson as Col. John "Hannibal" Smith, it should be less campy. We love it when a plan comes together! More »
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David Carradine, Dead At Age 72
American actor David Carradine has been found dead in a Bangkok, Thailand hotel. Frankenstein the legend was apparently not Frankenstein the indestructible. More »
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Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
Mila Kunis, the annoying girlfriend from That 70's Show and voice of Family Guy's Meg Griffin, was spotted appropriating a handicapped space for her Lexus SC430. Is an iced mocha addiction really that debilitating? More »
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Wolverine Passes Driving Test, Gets License
Congratulations to Hugh Jackman. He finally has his driver's license after passing his road test at the Staten Island DMV "with flying colors." Now maybe he can stop riding horses all the time. [DailyNews]
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Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
The latest trend for young, female role models? Throwing eggs. Paris Hilton joined Lindsay Lohan on the egging bandwagon after several cars, including a $1.4 million Bugatti Veyron, were vandalized during a house party. More »
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According to Top Gear's sources, Brad Pitt will play king-of-cool Steve McQueen in upcoming biopic.
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Usain Bolt Flips His BMW M3
Jamaican Olympic champion Usain Bolt, the fastest man alive, was going fast enough to flip his new BMW M3 multiple times before landing in a ditch. Maybe he should stick to running. More »
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"100 MPG" Electric Hummer H3 Doesn't Actually Get 100 MPG
We're here at the 2009 SAE World Congress in Detroit, where California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up for the "100 MPG" Raser Electric Hummer H3 unveiling. Which, incidentally, does not actually get 100 MPG. More »
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Queen Latifah's Mercedes S-Class Eats It
Word on the street is Queen Latifah's Mercedes decided it only needed three tires, a busted oil cooler and part of a front fascia. Looks like it got it's wish. Full pictures inside. More »
#savetheenzos

Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
The Ferrari Enzo owned by Jamiroquai's Jay Kay was brutalized by a yet unconfirmed assailant at the Brudenell Hotel in Aldeburgh, Suffolk. We've got the full damage report inside. More »
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Dead Celebrities: What Would They Drive If Alive Today?
Last month when bored, we decided to determine the cars some random celebrities drive. This month, we're bored again and wondering what cars these 21 dead celebrities would drive if they were alive today. More »
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J.D. Fortune, Fired INXS Lead Singer, Back To Living In His Truck
J.D. Fortune, who became INXS's lead singer on a reality show, was fired and is living in his truck outside Toronto. It's probably the best way anyone has ever stopped being an INXS lead singer. More »
#offbeatnews

Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
Things haven't been great for Michael Jackson since the whole "child molestation trial" thing. Leaving the country and hemorrhaging money isn't helping either. Auctioning off his incredibly gaudy Rolls Royce limousine, however, might help. More »
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Michael Phelps Apologizes To Chinese Fans, Mazda Enthusiasts
Swimming superstar Michael Phelps' super expensive toke could have cost him his super fruitful Mazda sponsorship, but Mazda FAW seemed only to demand this quasi-sincere video apology to the youth of China. More »
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Mazda China Cool With Pot, Continues Michael Phelps Sponsorship
Mazda China won't be jumping on the bash Michael Phelps bandwagon, choosing to retain Phelps even after the bong photos as long as he focuses on the zoom zoom and not the puff puff. More »
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Lindsay Lohan Trades Down To A Mercedes SL 550
One-time movie star Lindsay Lohan used to drive a Mercedes SL65. This was before the Carpocalypse. Now she's slumming it in an SL 550. Poor Lindsay. More »
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Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
The gossip-hounds at TMZ report Nick Hogan's been granted limited driving privileges for business-related excursions. No word on whether he'll be painting his mom's car "p***y magnet" yellow. More »
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What Do Celebrities Drive?
Want to know what celebrities drive? Until getting bored this morning, we didn't know we wanted to either. Now, we're so curious, we put together this list of 20 celebs and the cars they drive. More »

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