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			<title><![CDATA[Transformers Corvette Stingray Concept Costume: Awesome And Adorable!]]></title>
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<p><object width="500" height="308" class="left gawkerVideo embeddedVideo videoObject_0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iJI00v1Z0Rk&hl=en&fs=1&fmt=22">
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<p>Although still not as cool as <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5323737/comic+con-bumblebee-the-coolest-car-costume-ever/gallery/">the Bumblebee costume we saw this year at Comic-Con</a>, you've got to admit this one scores an 11 on the adorable scale.</p>
<p>Still doesn't beat driving <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5336586/stingray-concept-transformers-corvette-a-high+tech-hybrid-super-car">the real thing</a>, but, ya know, it's a close second on the kid-sized cool scale. [YouTube via <a href="http://www.corvetteblogger.com/index.cfm/2009/10/26/Transformers-Sideswipe-Corvette-Halloween-Costume--Awesome">CorvetteBlogger</a>]</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Robotic Bridge Sculpture Is Scary, Awesome]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/10/Pitts_Bridge_Bot.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/10/500x_Pitts_Bridge_Bot.jpg" class="left image500" width="500" /></a>Drawbridges were, at one time, new technology. We're way past that now. What we need is mecha able to transform from city-defending robots into bridges, as envisioned by this sculpture &mdash; appropriately from Pittsburgh, a.k.a. the "City of Bridges."</p>

<p><script type="text/javascript">
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/10/Model-T-Transformer-500.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/10/500x_Model-T-Transformer-500.jpg" class="left image500" width="500" /></a>Director <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL BAY" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/michael-bay/">Michael Bay</a>, the master of robogasmic disaster, <a href="http://www.michaelbay.com/newsblog/files/a2bd79bb4c222b807e27707aaf1497e6-570.html">announced yesterday</a> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TRANSFORMERS 3" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-3/">Transformers 3</a> just started pre-production and this next installment in his three-part GM commercial is coming July 1st, 2011. To commemorate, here's what a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MODEL T" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/model-t/">Model T</a> Autobot would look like.</p>
<p>Also, yes, it'll more than likely star <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5351119/a-completely-unnecessary-nsfw-megan-fox-mega-gallery">Megan Fox</a> and some emasculated young boy. Feel free to peruse the gallery below in case you've forgotten who she is.<br>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Oct 2009 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray Wert]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Random Transformers Movie Props Up For Auction]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/09/Optimus_Head_01.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/09/500x_Optimus_Head_01.jpg" class="left image500" width="500" /></a>Props from both <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers">Transformers</a> films will be be auctioned off next month. Lots include this giant styrofoam head of Optimus Prime, a full-size Bumblebee robot and lots of <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5351119/a-completely-unnecessary-nsfw-megan-fox-mega-gallery">Megan Fox</a> costumes to please weirdos.</p>

<p>You'll find 12 of our favorite items, complete with prices and descriptions below. Should you want to bid on anything, visit <a href="http://www.icollector.com/Full-scale-screen-used-Hero-Bumblebee-robot-from-Transformers_i8633088">iCollector</a>.<br>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Wes Siler]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bumblebee Camaro Up For Auction — The Cool One!]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/09/5x2890-0085b.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/09/500x_5x2890-0085b.jpg" class="left image500" width="500" /></a>If you're a decent person who saw the first <em><a href="http://jalopnik.com/260764/transformers-movie-update-bumblebee-sure-looks-like-a-bad+ass">Transformers</a></em> movie, your neck veins popped out in rage when the perfectly lovable <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged 1977 CAMARO" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/1977-camaro/">1977 Camaro</a> transformed into the slick modern version. Well, now the "fully functional" '77 is for sale.</p>

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<p>Yes, it says the Cool Version of Bumblebee is "fully functional" (spare us, Star Trek fans) with riveted cowl induction hood scoop, Cragars front, Eric Vaughn Real Wheels in back, Moon decal, T-grip shifter, and an eight-track player. Mileage isn't specified, but it comes with a certificate of authenticity from Bay Films, perhaps one of the few things thing that ever could. It's expected to bring between $12,000 and $15,000, which seems low. We recommend the buyer clearcoat over the rust scars and drive it every day. [<a href="http://www.profilesinhistory.com/index3.php?option=com_auctions&catid=37&task=view2&id=16722">Profiles In History</a>]</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bumblebee Camaro Auction: Photos]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:46:53 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Completely Unnecessary NSFW Megan Fox Mega Gallery]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/09/Megan-Fox.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/09/500x_Megan-Fox.jpg" class="left image500" width="500" /></a>We don't understand the <em>Jalopnik</em> commentariat's fetish with <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/megan-fox/">Megan Fox</a>. Sure, she was in <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers/">Transformers</a>. Yes, she's hot. But despite there being next-to-zero tangential relationships between her and cars, we continue getting story tips about her. Let's sate that desire.</p>

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<p><em>You have commenter <a href="http://jalopnik.com/people/Accordforall/">Tossed Accord</a> to thank for this.</em></p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bitchin' Bumblebee Costume Transforms Into Bitchin' Camaro!]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/08/Bumblebee_Comic-Con_01-500.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/08/500x_Bumblebee_Comic-Con_01-500.jpg" class="left image500" width="500" /></a>The only thing that would've made the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5323737/comic+con-bumblebee-the-coolest-car-costume-ever/gallery/">Bumblebee costume (pictured) from Comic-Con</a> more cool would be if it had transformed into a Camaro. Now we've found another home-made costume that actually transforms. Head below to see the robogasmic video.</p>

<p>The video, from Mexico, appears to show some kind of an event at a Mexican Chevy dealership. Yup, nothing sells the Aveos like a transforming Camaro.<br>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray Wert]]></dc:creator>
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<p>There are some very talented costume-makers flexing their creative muscles for Comic-Con, but none so impressive as this intricately-detailed Bumblebee costume we saw Friday. In fact, it's the coolest car-related costume we've ever seen. Full gallery, including "Camaro-girl" below.</p>

<p>It was so impressive, we actually thought this guy might be able to transform himself into a 1/4-scale Camaro. It's just that good.</p>
<p>Heck, the guy in the suit even brought along a friend in some kind of "Camaro girl" get-up. We'll try not to make the obvious joke about headlights. See it all below.</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Jul 2009 11:00:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chevy Camaro Transformers Edition: Live And In Living Robogasm]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/07/Bumblebee_Camaro_Transformers-2.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_Bumblebee_Camaro_Transformers-2.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"></a>Well, we're here in San Diego at this thing called a "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COMIC CON" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/comic-con/">Comic Con</a>." Don't ask. Anyway, we've got these here <strike>exclusive</strike> <strike>amazing</strike> <strike>awesome</strike> <em>serviceable</em> shots of the new <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHEVY CAMARO" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/chevy-camaro/">Chevy Camaro</a> <strike>Salesgasm</strike> <em>Transformers</em> edition. Eat it up kiddies.</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray Wert]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chevy Camaro Transformers Edition: Robogasm In Plain Sight]]></title>
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<p>Here at the <a href="http://io9.com/tag/comic-con/">San Diego Comic Con</a>, Chevy's revealed the 2010 Camaro Transformers Special Edition. Yes, for a mere $995, you can have your very own SS or LT robogasm with all sorts of stripes and badges. Gallery below.</p>

<p>Full release below in the gallery.</p>
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<blockquote><strong>Chevrolet announces the 2010 Camaro TRANSFORMERS Special Edition</strong>
<p>DETROIT - Fans of the new Camaro and the blockbuster TRANSFORMERS movies can now combine their love of the car and the films with the Chevrolet Camaro TRANSFORMERS Special Edition announced today at Comic-Con in San Diego.</p>
<p>"When the first TRANSFORMERS movie was setting box office records, we had countless customers asking to purchase the 'BUMBLEBEE' Camaro," said Karen Rafferty, product marketing director, Chevrolet. "Now, they can buy one with the new Camaro TRANSFORMERS Special Edition. Streets all over North America will be buzzing in no time."</p>
<p>Features such as an EPA-rated 29 highway mpg on the V6-powered Camaro, Bluetooth phone connectivity, USB connectivity, XM Satellite Radio and OnStar combined with TRANSFORMERS design cues add to the car's status as a 21st century sports car.</p>
<p>"Hasbro is thrilled to team up with Chevrolet and excited to see the Camaro TRANSFORMERS Special Edition come to market for our fans to enjoy," said Samantha Lomow, Global Brand Leader for TRANSFORMERS at Hasbro. "The yellow Camaro with the black stripes has become so iconic and closely associated with the BUMBLEBEE character that this edition was a natural fit for both companies."</p>
<p>While the aggressive styling of the Camaro is unmistakable, true TRANSFORMERS fans will notice some of the unique, but subtle features of the Camaro TRANSFORMERS Special Edition.</p>
<p>The 2010 Chevrolet Camaro TRANSFORMERS Special Edition includes the following:</p>
<p>* AUTOBOT® shield on the driver and passenger side panels<br>
* AUTOBOT® shield on each of the four wheel's center cap<br>
* AUTOBOT® shield embroidered on interior center console<br>
* "TRANSFORMERS" logo on driver and passenger doors' sill plates<br>
* "TRANSFORMERS" logo embedded into the hood rally stripes<br>
* High-gloss black center rally stripe package<br>
* Manufacturer's suggested retail price of package: $995</p>
<p>Dealers are now taking orders for this car. Customers can order the TRANSFORMERS Special Edition as either a Rally Yellow LT or SS model. The optional RS appearance package can also be added.</p>
<p>The V6-powered Camaro uses a 3.6L engine with variable valve timing to optimize performance and fuel economy. It is SAE-certified at 304 horsepower (227 kW) and 273 lb.-ft. of torque (370 Nm). A six-speed manual transmission is standard with the 3.6L engine; a Hydra-Matic 6L50 electronically controlled six-speed automatic, with TAPshift control, is available.</p>
<p>The high-performance Camaro SS is equipped with a powerful 6.2L V-8, with a choice of a six-speed manual or six-speed automatic transmission. Manual transmission-equipped models receive the LS3 engine, SAE-certified at 426 horsepower (318 kW) and 420 lb.-ft. of torque (569 Nm). It is paired with a TR6060 six-speed transmission.</p>
<p>A new, L99 V-8 engine is used on automatic transmission-equipped SS models. It is based on the LS3, but also includes GM's fuel-saving Active Fuel Management feature. It is SAE-certified at 400 horsepower (298 kW) and 410 lb.-ft. of torque (556 Nm). It is matched with a Hydra-Matic 6L80 six-speed transmission that helps delivers an EPA-estimated 25 mpg on the highway.</p>
<p>About Chevrolet<br>
Chevrolet is one of America's best-known and best-selling automotive brands, and one of the fastest growing brands in the world. With fuel solutions that go from "gas-friendly to gas-free," Chevy has nine models that get 30 miles per gallon or more on the highway, and offers three hybrid models. More than 2.5 million Chevrolets that run on E85 biofuel have been sold. Next year, Chevrolet will offer the Chevy Volt, an extended range electric vehicle that will travel up to 40 miles without using any gas at all. Chevy delivers expressive design, spirited performance and provides the best value in every segment in which it competes. More information on Chevrolet can be found at www.chevrolet.com.</p>
<p>About HASBRO<br>
Hasbro, Inc. (NYSE:HAS) is a worldwide leader in children's and family leisure time products and services with a rich portfolio of brands and entertainment properties that provides some of the highest quality and most recognizable play and recreational experiences in the world. As a brand-driven, consumer-focused global company, Hasbro brings to market a range of toys, games and licensed products, from traditional to high-tech and digital, under such powerful brand names as TRANSFORMERS, PLAYSKOOL, TONKA, MILTON BRADLEY, PARKER BROTHERS, CRANIUM and WIZARDS OF THE COAST. Come see how we inspire play through our brands at http://www.hasbro.com. © 2009 Hasbro, Inc. All Rights Reserved.</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_Optimus-Prime.jpg" class="left image500" width="500">A 14-year-old Chinese boy has been admitted to the hospital with "gasoline dependance" after five years of downing the fuel in order to emulate his cartoon heroes and become a "valiant fighter" like "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged OPTIMUS PRIME" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/optimus-prime/">Optimus Prime</a>."</p>

<p>It started out innocently enough, with the boy drinking lighter fluid after taking a liking to the odor, but as we all know lighter fluid is a gateway combustible and inevitably leads to the hard stuff; Dino-squeezin's, go-juice, petrol... oh yes, he was drinking gasoline. Taking it from his parents motorcycle in such quantities as to regularly drain the tank. He was doing so because he believed it would help him attain energy like those of his cartoon heroes, the Transformers. Of course his parents tried to stop him, but he kept downing the stuff and eventually he started showing signs of reduced mental capacity. His parents took him into the hospital where he was diagnosed with a psychological dependence on gas. It's like a Matrix of Stupidity. [<a href="http://www.shanghaidaily.com/sp/article/2009/200907/20090720/article_407995.htm">Shanghai Daily</a> via <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5319319/14+yo-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-optimus-prime">Gizmodo</a>]</p>
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<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_warning_sticker_jalopnik.jpg" class="left image500" width="500">We're in desperate need of this audacious <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BUMPER STICKER" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/bumper-sticker/">bumper sticker</a> to let all the other drivers out there know that our car transforms into a sweet robot. [<a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/warning-vehicle-transforms-into-robot-stickers">DieselSweeties</a> via <a href="http://ryanokeefe.tumblr.com/post/145851347/warningsticker">InstigationStation</a>]</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[VW Passat-a-Bot Transformer Attacks Beijing Mall]]></title>
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<p>The lack of Volkswagen robot action in <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a> didn't stop a Beijing mall from trying to latch on to the Transformer fever sweeping China, building a home-made <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged VW PASSAT" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/vw-passat/">VW Passat</a>-a-bot to publicize their recently-opened movie theater. Gallery below.</p>

<p>The Chinese are as fascinated with Transformers as some of us are. So fascinated, this Chinese mall built their very own VW Passat-bot. Check it out. It actually doesn't look half-bad. Certainly more than some of Michael Bay's creations. [via <a href="http://www.chinacartimes.com/2009/07/12/jetta-transformer-ripping-up-beijing/">China Car Times</a>]</p>
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<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_Megan_Fox_Cleavage.jpg" class="left image500" width="500">44-year old <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a> director <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL BAY" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/michael-bay/">Michael Bay</a> made 23-year old <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5287459/megan-fox-takes-shia-labeouf-for-an-aprilia-ride-in-transformers-2">Megan Fox</a> wash his Ferrari as part of her audition for the film. The best part? He filmed it.</p>

<p>Fox revealed the news to The Observer's film columnist Jason Solomon at the schlock-fest's premier in London. He promptly asked Bay what happened to the footage. Bay responded, "Er, I don't know where it is either."</p>
<p>Michael Bay, we salute you. Now show us the video. [via <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/jul/05/johnny-depp-megan-fox">The Observer</a>]</p>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hilariously Awesome Throwback T-Shirts: Chariots Retired]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/chariots_tshirt_teefury_jalopnik.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/07/chariots_tshirt_teefury_jalopnik.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;float:none;"/></a><a href="http://www.teefury.com/"><i>TeeFury</i></a> just released for sale an unbelievably cool ultra-<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LIMITED EDITION T-SHIRT" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/limited-edition-t_shirt/">limited edition t-shirt</a> titled, '<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHARIOTS RETIRED" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/chariots-retired/">Chariots Retired</a>,' portraying our favorite TV and movie cars from the 80's including <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5167149/a-tale-of-two-kitts">K.I.T.T.</a>, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5160327/change-transformers-can-believe-in">Optimus Prime</a>, the Ghostbuster's <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5274541/foursome-of-movie-cars-creates-novelty-car-dork-convention">Ecto-1</a>, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/264542/kitt-vs-airwolf">Airwolf</a> and more.</p>

<p>'Chariots Retired' went on sale last night at midnight and will continue on throughout the day, so if you want an opportunity to own this killer limited edition T, you'd better get on it. This writer did.</p>
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<p><i>TeeFury</i> is a relatively new outfit started in 2008 by a bunch of graphic designers and artists interested in limited edition apparel. Their basic catch is that each t-shirt goes on sale for a single 24 hour period of time or until the first run of t-shirts sells out and then... poof! They're gone, never to be seen from again, except for the lucky group that managed to get first dibbs. And at only $9, they're cheap too.</p>
<p>The biggest difference between <i>TeeFury</i> and some of the 'other' limited edition t-shirt sellers is that rather than rely on a community vote, the designs are carefully chosen by a professional team of designers and artists, guaranteeing that the designs are of quality appearance and execution. We're hoping for some more of these 80's autogeek-gasmic Ts for us to grab in the near future. [via <a href="http://www.teefury.com/">TeeFury</a>]</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful]]></title>
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<p>Unlike the first movie, <em><a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen</a></em> isn't a cargasm, nor has it necessarily become what we were told to expect &mdash; a robogasm. Instead, it's an attack on the intelligence of moviegoers under a pretense of fan-boyishness.</p>

<p>It's not like we were expecting Citizen Kane, but Michael Bay and his crew of (did someone actually write this?) creators actually took a film series about good alien robots disguised as cars fighting evil alien robots on Earth and manages to alienate people, like us, who look forward to a good movie about fighting alien robots. They've lowered the bar so low Devastator couldn't dig (or suck, as it were) it out of the earth. Why is this movie so bad?</p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/Optimus-Prime-Sphinx.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><strong>Appeals To Die-Hard Fans</strong><br>
Don't feel sorry for us. At least we didn't pay to see the film (well, Wert did. Twice.). Reserve your sympathy for the true <em>Transformers</em> fan. There are little bits of Generation 1 history in the film, especially in the action. The dialogue between Megatron, Starscream, Optimus and the others is full of little treats for the fan-boys. Giving voice duties of Soundwave to Frank Welker was also a great choice. The fan-boys begged for this after the first film and got it. Unfortunately, in order to enjoy the film they'll have to swallow a lot and, for the most part, it completely complicates the film for everyone else.</p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Optimus.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><em>Poor Optimus Prime. If only he could save the world from Michael Bay.</em></p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_TheTwins.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><strong>Mudflap And Skids</strong><br>
These two robot twins we've not-so-affectionately nicknamed Jar and Jar come to make one stellar point about American race relations: both rednecks and ghetto children are equally amusing to normal people. These are the characters kids are supposed to relate to and, what do they do? They call one kid a "pussy" and talk about "busting a cap" in the same person. It's like blackface with a robotic skin complete with a moment where the characters admit "we don't really do much reading." Great role models. At least Optimus Prime from Generation 1 was an actual role model &mdash; a leader.</p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Beat_Trax.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><em>Michael Bay one-upped ol' George Lucas by including two Jar Jar Binks characters.</em></p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_College_01.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><strong>An Awful Portrayal Of College</strong><br>
The protagonist Sam Witwicky goes to a college that's clearly supposed to be Princeton, but let's just say the Harvard depicted in <em>How High</em> was a million times more accurate. The place is full of hot girls at a ratio you wouldn't find at Florida State University, let alone freaking Princeton. Rainn Wilson's turn as a college professor is amusing, but the opening topics of his Astronomy 101 class have almost nothing to do with Astronomy. Oh, and they blow up a library.</p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Sam_Camaro.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><em>Oh Sam, you get to take an awesome Camaro to school, how rough.</em></p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Megan_Fox_02.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><strong>Megan Fox</strong><br>
We know many people appreciate the way she looks and, in the first film, she manages to not completely destroy her lines. In this one they manage to give her fewer words to speak and yet, somehow, she's worse. However, we do need to thank Bay for his frequent slow motion scenes of her breasts bouncing up-and-down in the kind of outfit you wouldn't ever consider wearing for interstellar battle.</p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Megan_Foxy.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><em>Oh no, I've fallen again! Why didn't I wear a bra?</em></p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Sam.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><strong>Comebacks</strong><br>
There's some occasionally funny dialogue, including a great line about tight-fitting t-shirts, but to get there you have to trod through some bad-for-a-movie-about-alien-robots lines. "We got a whole bunch of fight coming our way!" or "Bring the rain...again!" Was this movie re-translated from a knock-off Chinese script?</p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_The_Fallen.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><em>Excuse me while I take a CG dump on your film.</em></p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_GM_Cars.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><strong>Awful GM Product Placement</strong><br>
The original transformers film was a cargasm to the extreme, full of shiny GM products you could go out and buy. This film was an ode to GM products you can't own: GMC TopKick (discontinued), <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5034285/exclusive-the-transformers-mystery-car-is-the-corvette-centennial-design-concept">Corvette Centennial</a> (concept), Chevy Trax (failed concept), Camaro Z28 (cancelled), Chevy Volt (eventually, maybe), Saturn Astra (entire brand sold) and others.</p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Camaro.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><em>"If you were in this movie, you'd also wish you couldn't talk"</em></p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Alice_01.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><strong>Alice</strong><br>
Here's a bit of a surprise &mdash; although we don't want to give away too much &mdash; but a giant metallic tongue comes out of this girl's anus.</p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Robot_Fight.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><em>You think anyone will notice us up here?</em></p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Blackbird.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><strong>Suspension Of Disbelief</strong><br>
A certain character in the film has been plotting revenge on the human race for thousands of years and yet, when it comes down to it, the plans he makes are nonsensical. A trap is sprung with the use of Sam's annoying parents. They're the bait. But it's in the middle of a full-blown battle and is apparently premised on the belief that everyone will just stop fighting. Also, a battleship equipped with a rail gun will suddenly start taking firing orders from a crazy man with a Jordanian military radio.</p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Cat.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024"><em>We'll admit, this scene was fairly awesome.</em></p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/TF2_Review_Optimus_Prime.jpg" class="center image1024" width="1024">So to sum it all up &mdash; just go see <em>Star Trek</em> again. Or run the first movie's battle scenes over and over again. Oh and yes, we hope <a href="http://jalopnik.com/273051/the-jalopnik-transformers-movie-quasi+review-an-ameribot-revolution">this guy</a> doesn't fire us.</p>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>First person to Direct-Message <a href="http://twitter.com/raywert/">me</a> gets four <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TRANSFORMERS 2" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TRANSFORMERS 2" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a> IMAX tickets for-midnight-plus-one-tonight in NewRochelle, NY.</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Robogasm 2 Begins In 24 Hours...]]></title>
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<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/340x_Bumblebee-Camaro-Transformers-2.jpg" class="left image340" width="340"  style="display:block;"/>In honor of the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TRANSFORMERS 2" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a>: <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged REVENGE OF THE FALLEN" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/revenge-of-the-fallen/">Revenge Of The Fallen</a> robogasm, we'll have special coverage starting midnight-plus-one tomorrow night at the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a> tag. You won't want to miss it. Unless of course you hate giant freakin' robots. And America.</p>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Live in Austin, Dallas, Houston, KC, OKC, NOLA, SanAntonio or St.Louis? Want <a href="http://twitter.com/ChevyTransforms/statuses/2208419064">Transformers 2 tickets</a>?</p>
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			<title><![CDATA[Transformers 2: Megan Fox Makes Wheelie Her Little Bitch]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Megan Fox Takes Shia LaBeouf For An Aprilia Ride In Transformers 2]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/Megan-Shia_on_Aprilia.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/06/Megan-Shia_on_Aprilia.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;"/></a>These pictures prove once and for all <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SHIA LABEOUF" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/shia-labeouf/">Shia LaBeouf</a> is undeserving of <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5217823/new-transformers-2-clip-is-robogasmic-megan-fox+y">Megan Fox</a>'s attentions in <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2">Transformers 2</a>. More relationship-dominating Megan in leather, with obligatory Aprilia cycle, below.</p>

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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/2007-GMC-TopKick-Ironhide.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/06/2007-GMC-TopKick-Ironhide.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;float:none;"/></a>Just weeks before <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a> hits theaters, GM's killed Ironhide, announcing they'll be ceasing production of medium duty trucks after being unable to find a buyer due to the Carpocalypse. Goodbye, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/290918/when-transformers-attack">GMC TopKick</a> and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHEVY KODIAK" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/chevy-kodiak/">Chevy Kodiak</a>. You'll both be missed.</p>

<p>Here's the full release in all two sentences of its glory.<br></p>
<blockquote><strong>GM Statement Regarding Wind Down Of Medium Duty Truck Production</strong>
<p>After four years of working with multiple potential buyers, General Motors has decided to wind-down its medium-duty truck operations. Production of the Chevy Kodiak and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GMC TOPKICK" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/gmc-topkick/">GMC Topkick</a> medium duty trucks will cease by July 31, 2009.</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:01:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Aprilia Races RSV 1000 R With Transformers Livery, First Sign Of Human Enslavement?]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/Aprilia_RSV_1000_R_Transformers.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/06/Aprilia_RSV_1000_R_Transformers.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;float:none;"/></a>The <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/aprilia-rsv-1000-r/">Aprilia RSV 1000 R</a> raced under <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a> livery at Road America this weekend. An indication of another Aprilia product placement or the first step in a robotic war to enslave humanity?</p>

<p>The RSV 1000 R made a cameo in the first film, performing the very uncharacteristic two-wheeled stunt of sliding on it's side, allowing its rider to shoot Decepticons in the crotchal area to a very unexpected-in-anything-but-a-Michael-Bay-movie result. Expect something similar in <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen</a>. We just hope Shia doesn't pretend like he knows how to ride it.</p>
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<p><strong>Aprilia USA Brought Hollywood to Road Racing with Blockbuster Debut</strong></p>
<p>Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen inspired Aprilia race bike unveiled<br>
during action-packed Road America weekend</p>
<p>NEW YORK, NY – June 6, 2009 – Aprilia USA added a special dose of Hollywood<br>
blockbuster excitement to the AMA Pro Daytona SportBike series when it<br>
unveiled a one-of-a-kind Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen inspired race<br>
bike today. This special stealth edition of an Aprilia RSV 1000 Factory<br>
competition machine made its debut during Round 6 of the road racing series<br>
at Road America in Elkhart Lake, WI.</p>
<p>The aggressively styled Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Aprilia bike<br>
revved up excitement for the June 24 opening of one of this year's most<br>
anticipated movies among an estimated audience of over 70,000 race fans.</p>
<p>Enthusiasts had plenty of chances to see the bike up close, on the track,<br>
online and will be able to watch it during a future segment of AMA Pro Prime<br>
Time on SpeedTV. Following its Paddock debut, KWS Factory Aprilia Millenium<br>
Technologies rider Ben Thompson (97) took the bike to the starting grid<br>
twice. Race 1 of the Daytona SportBike was at 4 p.m., Saturday, June 6 and<br>
Race 2 begins at 2 p.m. on Sunday, June 7. In addition to his exclusive<br>
ride, Thompson waged an equally ferocious helmet, whose design matches the<br>
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen theme.</p>
<p>In addition, Aprilia hosted an exclusive Midwest unveiling of the<br>
revolutionary 2010 RSV 4 Factory streetbike. Expected to transform the<br>
production superbike category with its unique blend of brutal power, Italian<br>
style and technical innovation, this was the very first Midwest appearance<br>
of the Aprilia RSV 4. It is the only RSV 4 currently on U.S. soil.</p>
<p>Aprilia and superbike fans also had the chance to test the latest<br>
motorcycles from the Italian manufacturer by partaking in the Aprilia<br>
Adventure: Road America. For riders who want to experience the adrenaline<br>
rush of Aprilia motorcycles, the Aprilia Adventure is the antidote to the<br>
traditional short demo ride. Instead of a few minutes riding through<br>
traffic, enthusiasts had plenty of time to fully appreciate the real<br>
capabilities of the bikes. Along the way, participants also enjoyed<br>
hospitality, refreshments and an Aprilia gift bag. The Aprilia Adventure<br>
was open to licensed riders with proper riding gear for $20.00 per person.</p>
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			<title><![CDATA[Decepticon Baddie Revealed By Sam Witwicky]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/06/Transformers2_The_Fallen.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/06/Transformers2_The_Fallen.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;float:none;"/></a>"The initial spark of his look [was] the actual Decepticon logo. He's the ancestor, the first version of this exoskeleton," said <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SHIA LABEOUF" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/shia-labeouf/">Shia LaBeouf</a>, revealing this first shot of "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE FALLEN" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/the-fallen/">The Fallen</a>," the villain from <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a>.</p>

<p>[<a href="http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1612432/20090529/story.jhtml">MTV</a> via <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5273457/the-fallen-of-transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-fame-revealed-in-full">Gizmodo</a>]</p>
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			<title><![CDATA[Transformers 2: Three New TV Spots Debut Chevy Hick-Bot]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/05/Chevy-Beat-Transformers-2.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/05/Chevy-Beat-Transformers-2.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;float:none;"/></a>Michael Bay's website just dropped three new TV commercials for next month's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TRANSFORMERS 2" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a>: <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged REVENGE OF THE FALLEN" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/revenge-of-the-fallen/">Revenge of the Fallen</a>. What do they show? How about the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHEVY BEAT" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/chevy-beat/">Chevy Beat</a> talking! And he sounds like <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5142906/2011-chevy-spark-a-redneck-robot">a hick</a>! A Chevy that's also a hick? Who woulda thunk it?</p>

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			<title><![CDATA["Bumblebee" Chevy Camaro Available To Order Starting June 1st]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/05/Bumblebee-Camaro-Chevy.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/05/Bumblebee-Camaro-Chevy.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;float:none;"/></a>As <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5167715/bumblebee-camaro-appearance-package-coming">expected</a>, GM's announced to dealers a limited <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHEVY CAMARO" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/chevy-camaro/">Chevy Camaro</a> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BUMBLEBEE EDITION" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/bumblebee-edition/">Bumblebee Edition</a> will be available to order beginning June 1st. Production will run from June 24th through December. Expected upgrades will be only what meets the eye &mdash; rally yellow coloring, black stripes and Transformers badging inside.</p>

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<p>Trying...to...contain...robogasm...don't...know...how...much...longer...we...can...hold...out...OMG!</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 May 2009 18:19:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/05/Megan-Fox-Esquire_804.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/05/Megan-Fox-Esquire_804.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;float:none;"/></a>Want to spend a day with <em><a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a></em> star and <em>Jalopnik</em> commentariat fan-favorite <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MEGAN FOX" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/megan-fox/">Megan Fox</a>? <em>Esquire</em> did, and brought along the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RED ONE" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/red-one/">Red One</a> camera for the June issue. The video tease alone is epic. [<a href="http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video">Esquire</a>]</p>
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			<title><![CDATA[Transformers 2 Trailer: Screen Shot Mega-Gallery]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/05/Transformers2Trailer_03.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/05/Transformers2Trailer_03.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;float:none;"/></a>Last night we brought you the third <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5234950/new-transformers-2-trailer-now-in-high+res">Transformers 2 trailer</a> in high-resolution awesomeness. Today, thanks to friends at <a href="http://www.tfw2005.com/transformers-news/transformers-movie-just-movie-31/newest-transformer-trailer-hd-images-167462/">TFW2005</a>, we have this 58-shot mega-gallery of 1080P robogasmic, Megan Fox-y, Autobot-on-Decepticon screen shot action. Bring it!</p>

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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/05/Transformers2Trailer_02.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/05/Transformers2Trailer_02.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;float:none;"/></a>Here's the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5233129/new-transformers-2-trailer-more-robogasm-more-awesome">new trailer</a> for <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a> we showed you yesterday, except now it's in high-resolution, upping the general ass-kickery. Check out the robogasmic goodness below. <em><strong>UPDATE:</strong> Now with 58-shot 1080P screen-cap gallery!</em></p>

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<p>The preview we were given yesterday certainly didn't do this new trailers cut any justice, but as you can see now, this newest incarnation of everybody's favorite Hasbro-toy line come-to-life is looking better and better everyday. Hell it's even making us feel <i>smarter</i>. If this doesn't sell you on the idea of padding Michael Bay's pockets then he might as well...well, he might as well just give us another Transformers movie after this one. So long as he gives us more of our <a href="http://defamer.gawker.com/389603/megan-fox-as-naked-as-allowed-by-canadian-film-regulation-law">favorite character</a>. [via <a href="http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/transformers-2/trailer">traileraddict</a>, <a href="http://www.tfw2005.com/transformers-news/transformers-movie-just-movie-31/newest-transformer-trailer-hd-images-167462/">TFW2005</a>]</p>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Transformers 2 Trailer: More Robogasm, More Awesome!]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/04/Transformers-2-Trailer-3.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/04/Transformers-2-Trailer-3.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;float:none;"/></a>The new trailer for <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a> has leaked out and rather than you having to mess around trying to hop and skip after it, we've got it below. Plus, the high-res version's coming shortly. Enjoy!</p>

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</script><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/stills/Transformers2Jalop_gawker.flv.jpg" style="display:block;display: none;">The full high-res version of the trailer's supposedly going to be available tomorrow at 3:00 PM. Expect us to have that up as soon as we get a copy. For the moment, here's some <a href="http://transformerslive.blogspot.com/2009/04/alternate-trailer-cuts.html">more details</a> on what to expect and why we might see some alternate versions depending on what early-summer blockbuster you happen to be going to see.</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray Wert]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Unlike The Internet, Wheelie Is A Truck]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Wheelie say find friends today... as an adorable little Big Wheels™ truck! [<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/Transformers-movie-2-rotf-autobot-Wheelie-MOSC-in-hand_W0QQitemZ120407850514QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS:B:SRCH:US:101">EBay</a>]</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray Wert]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><object width="506" height="380" class="left gawkerVideo embeddedVideo"><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4208071&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4208071&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="506" height="380" class="left gawkerVideo"></embed></object>For ShoWest, Michael Bay's dropped a healthy two-and-a-half minute load of footage from summer's upcoming smash-hit, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers 2</a>. It features <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MEGAN FOX" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MEGAN FOX" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/megan-fox/">Megan Fox</a> stripping, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/396734/transformers-corvette-concept-z28-bumblebee-get-a-close+up">Bumblebee</a> crying and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged OPTIMUS PRIME" title="Click here to read more posts tagged OPTIMUS PRIME" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/optimus-prime/">Optimus Prime</a> getting a kick-to-the-face by Devastator. Robogasm? Yes.</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 18 Apr 2009 14:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[All Right, You Autobot Maggots! Drop And Give Me Twenty Transformations!]]></title>
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</script><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2009/04/autobootcamp_io9.flv.jpg"></a>What would Autobot boot camp be like? Would there be hazing and weird chanting? What's the Transformer equivalent of latrine duty? This scene from <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED" href="http://io9.com/tag/transformers-animated/">Transformers Animated</a></em> season one (now on DVD) explains everything.</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:45:57 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Corvette Stingray Concept Transforms Into Sideswipe]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/04/Sideswipe-Corvette-Stingray.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/04/Sideswipe-Corvette-Stingray.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;float:none;"/></a>A slew of concept art from <em><a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/transformers-2/">Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen</a></em> has popped up, giving us a look at what the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5151143/corvette-stingray-concept-sideswipe-in-disguise">Corvette Stingray Concept</a> looks like transformed into <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5151143/corvette-stingray-concept-sideswipe-in-disguise">Sideswipe</a>.</p>

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</script>The images popped up first on a random Flickr account and then over at movie-obsessed site /Film. Are they real? Probably. All the moving parts seem to fit from the concept. <script type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8">
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</script>[via <a href="http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/awesome-transformers-2-concept-art-hits-the-web.php">FilmSchoolRejects</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/09/transformers-2-character-cgi-concept-art/">/Film</a>]</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[So That's Why Devastator's Head Lights Up Like A Green Jack-O-Lantern]]></title>
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<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2009/04/thumb160x_53fdb066114bfd0d6df1110251802673.jpg" class="left image158" width="158" />We've seen the the Constructicon Devastator before, but never like this. Some new <em><a class="tagautolink autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TRANSFORMERS" href="http://io9.com/tag/transformers/">Transformers</a></em> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CONCEPT ART" href="http://io9.com/tag/concept-art/">concept art</a> explains why his face is glowing. Plus pictures of the Transformers' devil-bot Fallen.</p>

<p>Thanks to this beautiful concept art discovered by <a href="http://transformers.moviechronicles.com/2009-04/devastator-barricade-jetfire-mixmaster-toy-images/">TFO8</a>, we can now see that the Devastator's head opens up into a giant grinder vortex, naturally. So that explains everything, right?</p>
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<p>I'm sorry, but why do you need to grind something if you're going to put it into another vortex anyway? It looks pretty absurdly intense but I'm excited to see him give Optimus Prime the vortex for a mouth. . Look at him go, on the left.</p>
<p>In other botty news here are some beautiful images of the evil Lucifer Transformer Fallen, Skidz and Mudflap and Sideswipe.</p>
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<p>[via <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/accardi1/sets/72157616453099811/">Flickr</a>]</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong]]></title>
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<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/03/thumb160x_66b1a3956bc88f0be87b210bd9be54b5.jpg" class="left image158" width="158" />Ever wondered what happens when a Transformer transforms with humans inside? This comic explains all. Let's just hope one of the occupants wasn't <a href="http://jalopnik.com/396185/bumblebee-shia-labeouf-spotted-cheating-on-megan-fox-on-transformers-2-set">Megan Fox</a>.</p>

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<p>Penned by Nicholas Gurewitch, the <a href="http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF156-Disassemble.gif">Perry Bible Fellowship</a> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COMIC STRIP" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/comic-strip/">comic strip</a> was previously published on a weekly basis for the <i>UK Guardian</i> and the <i>Baltimore City Paper</i>, winning an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eisner_award">Eisner Award</a> in the process.</p>
<p><em>(Hat Tip To Oyumurtaci)</em></p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA["Bumblebee" Camaro Appearance Package Coming?]]></title>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/03/2010-Chevy-Camaro-Bumblebee.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/03/2010-Chevy-Camaro-Bumblebee.jpg" class="left image500" width="500"  style="display:block;"/></a>We learned yesterday of a possible "Bumblebee" appearance package coming for the new <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5062459/chevy-camaro-ss-pricing-to-start-at-30995-ls-at-22995">Chevy Camaro</a>. No official details yet, but we've already had to clean up one robogasm over it. Your thoughts?</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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