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more about #transformers more comments β Skunky: Eh, my girlfriend watches Top Gear, that makes her way more hot. :3 #meganfox more » layabout: Yeah,Megan's hot......but give me Amy anyday #meganfox more » layabout: I need some alone time right now........................................................................................................ that's better... more » LTDScott: Cute, yes, but all I could think of when he was getting squished into the floor was this.... #corvettestingrayconcept more » weatherman: I think the dad gets a little carried away when he tries to "close the hood" and mashes the kid's face into the floor... #corvettestingrayconcept more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I hate it when the bridge has a grudge against me. Good thing I keep a towel and a change of clothes at the office. #transformers more » philibuster: Dear God, No. How does this guy get money to make these? Michael Bay must die. more » cgates1: I like the watercooled Lewis guns from The Great War. Although I'm not sure how effective a .30 caliber machine gun would be against anything other t... more » Number_Six: All the doomsday fans (the 2012 is kickin in, yo!) will use this as further proof the world is ending. And I agree with them. more » Joe Valasek: Ya know, I actually liked the second transformers movie. It wasn't a masterpiece, but it was about exactly what I expected. For those who didn't li... more » -
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Transformers Corvette Stingray Concept Costume: Awesome And Adorable!
As a kid, the only thing better than a Transformer costume for Halloween would be a Transformers costume that actually transforms from pint-sized "Sideswipe" to a just-as-pint-sized Corvette Stingray concept. Lucky for this tot, his dad's built him the "better." More » -
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Robotic Bridge Sculpture Is Scary, Awesome
Drawbridges were, at one time, new technology. We're way past that now. What we need is mecha able to transform from city-defending robots into bridges, as envisioned by this sculpture — appropriately from Pittsburgh, a.k.a. the "City of Bridges." More » -
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Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
Director Michael Bay, the master of robogasmic disaster, announced yesterday Transformers 3 just started pre-production and this next installment in his three-part GM commercial is coming July 1st, 2011. To commemorate, here's what a Model T Autobot would look like. More » -
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Random Transformers Movie Props Up For Auction
Props from both Transformers films will be be auctioned off next month. Lots include this giant styrofoam head of Optimus Prime, a full-size Bumblebee robot and lots of Megan Fox costumes to please weirdos. More » -
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Bumblebee Camaro Up For Auction β The Cool One!
If you're a decent person who saw the first Transformers movie, your neck veins popped out in rage when the perfectly lovable 1977 Camaro transformed into the slick modern version. Well, now the "fully functional" '77 is for sale. More » -
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A Completely Unnecessary NSFW Megan Fox Mega Gallery
We don't understand the Jalopnik commentariat's fetish with Megan Fox. Sure, she was in Transformers. Yes, she's hot. But despite there being next-to-zero tangential relationships between her and cars, we continue getting story tips about her. Let's sate that desire. More » -
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Bitchin' Bumblebee Costume Transforms Into Bitchin' Camaro!
The only thing that would've made the Bumblebee costume (pictured) from Comic-Con more cool would be if it had transformed into a Camaro. Now we've found another home-made costume that actually transforms. Head below to see the robogasmic video. More » -
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Comic-Con Bumblebee: The Coolest Car Costume Ever!
There are some very talented costume-makers flexing their creative muscles for Comic-Con, but none so impressive as this intricately-detailed Bumblebee costume we saw Friday. In fact, it's the coolest car-related costume we've ever seen. Full gallery, including "Camaro-girl" below. More » -
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Chevy Camaro Transformers Edition: Live And In Living Robogasm
Well, we're here in San Diego at this thing called a "Comic Con." Don't ask. Anyway, we've got these hereexclusiveamazingawesomeserviceable shots of the new Chevy CamaroSalesgasmTransformers edition. Eat it up kiddies. -
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Chevy Camaro Transformers Edition: Robogasm In Plain Sight
Here at the San Diego Comic Con, Chevy's revealed the 2010 Camaro Transformers Special Edition. Yes, for a mere $995, you can have your very own SS or LT robogasm with all sorts of stripes and badges. Gallery below. More » -
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Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be Like Optimus Prime
A 14-year-old Chinese boy has been admitted to the hospital with "gasoline dependance" after five years of downing the fuel in order to emulate his cartoon heroes and become a "valiant fighter" like "Optimus Prime." More » -
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Warning: Vehicle Transforms Into A Robot
We're in desperate need of this audacious bumper sticker to let all the other drivers out there know that our car transforms into a sweet robot. [DieselSweeties via InstigationStation] -
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VW Passat-a-Bot Transformer Attacks Beijing Mall
The lack of Volkswagen robot action in Transformers 2 didn't stop a Beijing mall from trying to latch on to the Transformer fever sweeping China, building a home-made VW Passat-a-bot to publicize their recently-opened movie theater. Gallery below. More » -
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Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
44-year old Transformers 2 director Michael Bay made 23-year old Megan Fox wash his Ferrari as part of her audition for the film. The best part? He filmed it. More » -
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Hilariously Awesome Throwback T-Shirts: Chariots Retired
TeeFury just released for sale an unbelievably cool ultra-limited edition t-shirt titled, 'Chariots Retired,' portraying our favorite TV and movie cars from the 80's including K.I.T.T., Optimus Prime, the Ghostbuster's Ecto-1, Airwolf and more. More » -
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Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
Unlike the first movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen isn't a cargasm, nor has it necessarily become what we were told to expect — a robogasm. Instead, it's an attack on the intelligence of moviegoers under a pretense of fan-boyishness. More » -
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First person to Direct-Message me gets four Transformers 2 IMAX tickets for-midnight-plus-one-tonight in NewRochelle, NY.
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Robogasm 2 Begins In 24 Hours...
In honor of the Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen robogasm, we'll have special coverage starting midnight-plus-one tomorrow night at the Transformers 2 tag. You won't want to miss it. Unless of course you hate giant freakin' robots. And America. -
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Transformers 2: When Gremlins Attack?
Want to know what it's like to see a Camaro destroy a bunch of household appliances that've turned into little assassin-bots? Yeah, us neither — but this newly-released clip from Transformers 2 will help sate that never-known desire anyway. [Gizmodo] -
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Live in Austin, Dallas, Houston, KC, OKC, NOLA, SanAntonio or St.Louis? Want Transformers 2 tickets?
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Transformers 2: Megan Fox Makes Wheelie Her Little Bitch
After watching this minute-and-a-half clip from Transformers 2 of Megan Fox being her bad-ass self taking on a little scrap metal droid named "Wheelie," we're beginning to believe "Wheelie" is another name for "Jar-Jar." [via cinematoday] -
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Megan Fox Takes Shia LaBeouf For An Aprilia Ride In Transformers 2
These pictures prove once and for all Shia LaBeouf is undeserving of Megan Fox's attentions in Transformers 2. More relationship-dominating Megan in leather, with obligatory Aprilia cycle, below. More » -
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GM Kills Ironhide, Ceases Production Of TopKick, Kodiak
Just weeks before Transformers 2 hits theaters, GM's killed Ironhide, announcing they'll be ceasing production of medium duty trucks after being unable to find a buyer due to the Carpocalypse. Goodbye, GMC TopKick and Chevy Kodiak. You'll both be missed. More » -
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Aprilia Races RSV 1000 R With Transformers Livery, First Sign Of Human Enslavement?
The Aprilia RSV 1000 R raced under Transformers 2 livery at Road America this weekend. An indication of another Aprilia product placement or the first step in a robotic war to enslave humanity? More » -
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Decepticon Baddie Revealed By Sam Witwicky
"The initial spark of his look [was] the actual Decepticon logo. He's the ancestor, the first version of this exoskeleton," said Shia LaBeouf, revealing this first shot of "The Fallen," the villain from Transformers 2. More » -
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Transformers 2: Three New TV Spots Debut Chevy Hick-Bot
Michael Bay's website just dropped three new TV commercials for next month's Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. What do they show? How about the Chevy Beat talking! And he sounds like a hick! A Chevy that's also a hick? Who woulda thunk it? More » -
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"Bumblebee" Chevy Camaro Available To Order Starting June 1st
As expected, GM's announced to dealers a limited Chevy Camaro Bumblebee Edition will be available to order beginning June 1st. Production will run from June 24th through December. Expected upgrades will be only what meets the eye — rally yellow coloring, black stripes and Transformers badging inside.
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Stan Bush Makes Horrible Re-Make Of "The Touch" Ahead Of Transformers 2
It's called "Sam's Song" and we think we may have to throw up a little. But hey, Megan Fox. So it's not all bad. [via TFW2005] -
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Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
Want to spend a day with Transformers 2 star and Jalopnik commentariat fan-favorite Megan Fox? Esquire did, and brought along the Red One camera for the June issue. The video tease alone is epic. [Esquire] -
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Transformers 2 Trailer: Screen Shot Mega-Gallery
Last night we brought you the third Transformers 2 trailer in high-resolution awesomeness. Today, thanks to friends at TFW2005, we have this 58-shot mega-gallery of 1080P robogasmic, Megan Fox-y, Autobot-on-Decepticon screen shot action. Bring it! More » -
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New Transformers 2 Trailer: Now In High-Res!
Here's the new trailer for Transformers 2 we showed you yesterday, except now it's in high-resolution, upping the general ass-kickery. Check out the robogasmic goodness below. UPDATE: Now with 58-shot 1080P screen-cap gallery! More » -
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New Transformers 2 Trailer: More Robogasm, More Awesome!
The new trailer for Transformers 2 has leaked out and rather than you having to mess around trying to hop and skip after it, we've got it below. Plus, the high-res version's coming shortly. Enjoy! More » -
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Wheelie say find friends today... as an adorable little Big Wheelsβ’ truck! [EBay]
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New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
For ShoWest, Michael Bay's dropped a healthy two-and-a-half minute load of footage from summer's upcoming smash-hit, Transformers 2. It features Megan Fox stripping, Bumblebee crying and Optimus Prime getting a kick-to-the-face by Devastator. Robogasm? Yes. -
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All Right, You Autobot Maggots! Drop And Give Me Twenty Transformations!
What would Autobot boot camp be like? Would there be hazing and weird chanting? What's the Transformer equivalent of latrine duty? This scene from Transformers Animated season one (now on DVD) explains everything. [io9] -
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Corvette Stingray Concept Transforms Into Sideswipe
A slew of concept art from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has popped up, giving us a look at what the Corvette Stingray Concept looks like transformed into Sideswipe. More » -
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So That's Why Devastator's Head Lights Up Like A Green Jack-O-Lantern
We've seen the the Constructicon Devastator before, but never like this. Some new Transformers concept art explains why his face is glowing. Plus pictures of the Transformers' devil-bot Fallen. [io9] -
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Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
Ever wondered what happens when a Transformer transforms with humans inside? This comic explains all. Let's just hope one of the occupants wasn't Megan Fox. More » -
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"Bumblebee" Camaro Appearance Package Coming?
We learned yesterday of a possible "Bumblebee" appearance package coming for the new Chevy Camaro. No official details yet, but we've already had to clean up one robogasm over it. Your thoughts?
