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				A little bit of advice for any prospective carjackers out there, bring any of the many <a href="http://jalopnik.com/372020/ds+400gb-integrates-gps-bluetooth-kitchen-sink-into-rear+view-mirror">GPS units</a> we talk about here with you. In addition to impressing potential victims with your foresightedness, it'll also help you avoid the fate of one slow-witted 19-year-old Cleveland man. Having commandeered a vehicle at gunpoint, the young man realized he was lost and had to ask someone for directions. This is bad because you're going to be giving someone else a general idea of where you're going. Second, if you do have to ask for directions it may not be a good idea to ask a television news crew. 				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/383981/carjacker-popped-after-asking-tv-news-crew-for-directions" title="Click here to read more about Carjacker Popped After Asking TV News Crew For Directions">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Hardigree]]></dc:creator>
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