13. Ladies’ Home ‘Busa Swap Journal

12. Motor Balls

11. Hagwalah Trend

10. VTEC, Yo

9. V6 Mustang Journal of Adequacy

8. Veloster Quarterly

7. BroTruck

6. BroTruck TEEN!

5. Lamborghini And Cocaine Aficionado

4. Largely Unpopular Mechanics

3. Euro Snob

2. Sebring and Track

1. The Economist - Insane Motorcycle Burnout Review

Please feel free to add your own list of nonexistent magazines that should exist in the comments below.

(Fake magazine graphics by Jason Torchinsky)


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