Car Wash Calendar Professionals Make Men Feel Dirty, Want A Clean Car

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Car Wash Calendar Professionals Make Men Feel Dirty, Want A Clean Car

Most car washes we go to are operated by heavyset sweaty guys, so seeing these professional automotive sanitation engineers extolling the virtues of automated car wash systems in the "Christ Wash Systems" twelve-month calendar seems very odd. The biggest problem we see here is lack of proper safety attire. A car wash operator never wants to get into a situation where debris may cause skin abrasion. Heck, with skimpy little outfits like that, the air jets at the end might just blow them right off.

[Autoblog.nl via WCF]

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