When it comes to fleeing, escaping, cross-country road head, showing up on Howard Stern, and feeling like you're the conductor of running a train on the world, there's only one name in the game: LAMPERTINI.
On this weekend's edition of Saturday Night Live, former porn stars Brecky and her friend took time out of their extremely addled days to explain the appeal of this famous Italian sports car brand. Other cars are slow, and Hondas. Wouldn't you rather have a Lampertini?
Host Jonah Hill even makes an appearance in this one. It's great, but probably NSFW. Now I want a Lampertini too!