Brad Keselowski Slices Hand On Champagne After NASCAR Win, Is Hardcore

Brad Keselowski is so super Xcore you guys. Dude wins the NASCAR Sprint Cup Quaker State 400, and parties the fuck up on the podium so much that he started dripping blood, like he's Ozzy Osbourne or something. No word on whether he started biting off bat heads, however. But he should.

Keselowski grabbed the celebratory champagne bottle and used all his hulk strength to shake it up, ultimately crushing it in his hands:

After slicing it up, Keselowski had to run over to the medical tent to get four stitches between his ring and pinky finger.

It's not shown on camera, but I'm pretty sure Keselowski flipped his car using his bare hands shortly after that.

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