Nevermind that I'm in it — or that you can already watch the movie on Hulu and Netflix. No, instead, you must buy Chris Paine's 'Revenge of the Electric Car' on DVD.

Because it's the only way you'll get to see more extras like my scene above with former Valleywag Editor, and founding editor of The Daily Dot, Owen Thomas — where I claim I would absolutely "go gay" for former General Motors Vice-Chairman "Maximum" Bob Lutz.

Yes, that's right, I'm sitting next to Owen Thomas on a park bench in San Francisco, and yet somehow I manage to be the gayest thing in the entire clip.

But is that so wrong? Lutz is a giant in this industry — the force behind the BMW 3 Series, the Dodge Viper, the Ford Explorer and now, the Chevy Volt. Yes, Bob Lutz is a real-life caricature of everything you'd expect a car guy to be. How could you not have a serious man-crush on him?

You'd be mental not to.