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				<!-- videoId: SEaE0rBIoVQ --><!-- /videoId: SEaE0rBIoVQ --> If you were unaware, Alex Roy and co-driver David Maher crossed the continental U.S. in 31 hours, 4 minutes. They did it in an E39 BMW M5 that had more electronics gear than a twin-engine Cessna. Some have called the two irresponsible. Now, they're coming clean about road-trip safety.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5886100/how-to-drive-fast-without-getting-caught" title="Click here to read more about How To Drive Fast Without Getting Caught">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Feb 2012 15:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Spinelli]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The world's fastest Christmas card]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: Og7kdt1RVMw --><!-- /videoId: Og7kdt1RVMw --> Taking a break from painting <a href="http://www.cowpainting.com/oils.html">sexy portraits of cows</a>, Swiss illustrator Gavin Patterson took a lap around Circuit de l'Anneau Du Rhin in Alsace with a BMW factory driver. On the way, he had to draw a Christmas card. Spoiler: He <em>did not</em> poke himself in the eye with a pen.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5868800/the-worlds-fastest-christmas-card" title="Click here to read more about The world's fastest Christmas card">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Spinelli]]></dc:creator>
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				Whenever you think you've seen all of the strange automotive creations Russia could conceivably have to offer something like this tire covered 5 series BMW with wings appears to remind you there is no limit to Russian weirdness.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5856798/tire-covered-bmw-with-wings-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Tire covered BMW with wings must be seen to be believed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 06 Nov 2011 17:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tom Joslin]]></dc:creator>
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				Despite the stereotype, car guys can exist in New York City, where parking is expensive and annoying, and good workspaces are harder to find than a cab on a rainy day. This is the story of how one car enthusiast prepped, primed and wrapped his BMW in a one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5805154/how-i-painted-a-bmw-in-my-tiny-new-york-apartment" title="Click here to read more about How I painted a BMW in my tiny New York Apartment">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 May 2011 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Spinelli]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: uppx0K4ikpw --><!-- /videoId: uppx0K4ikpw --> Shell once ran an ad in which an F1 car was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp7P3PgxrNE&feature=related">refueled by an air tanker</a>. Imagine the same premise, only the car's a 5 Series, BMW's touting fuel economy and the ending's a surprise. BMW: the ultimate <em>deus ex macchiato</em>.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5804095/bmws-parody-of-famous-shell-ad-ends-in-a-twist" title="Click here to read more about BMW's parody of famous Shell ad ends in a twist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 May 2011 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A BMW M5 with xDrive? Don your Internet fire suits and get to the forums in in 3-2-1... There's no production confirmation, but as <em>Autocar</em> reports, BMW officials have confirmed they're messing with the concept. Is the end of tail-out action near?<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5798037/why-is-bmw-working-on-an-all+wheel+drive-m5" title="Click here to read more about Why is BMW working on an all-wheel-drive M5?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 May 2011 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Spinelli]]></dc:creator>
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				If, say, BMW invites you to ride in a <a href="http://jalopnik.com/#!5766474/new-bmw-m5-hits-the-mall-before-world-debut/gallery/1">new BMW M5</a> on a Swedish lake, the cynic in you might expect one of those shambolic "passenger" rides where the hapless journalist attempts to glean something of use riding shotgun.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5781101/2012-bmw-m5-first-drive-on-ice" title="Click here to read more about 2012 BMW M5: First Drive... on ice">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Mar 2011 15:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chris Harris]]></dc:creator>
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				Each time we've passed by the B5 BiTurbo Touring, the Alpina-tuned 5 Series wagon, here at Geneva, we've let out a little whimper. And why shouldn't we? With a 507 HP and 516 lb-ft o' torque BMW twin-turbocharged 4.4-liter V8 powerplant under the hood, it's hard for your pants not to tighten when you see this power wagon.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5774183/this-is-the-bmw-wagon-were-pining-for/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about This is the BMW wagon we're pining for">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Mar 2011 05:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray Wert]]></dc:creator>
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				Continuing a series of <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5715184/oppo-in-the-sky-with-bimmers">flying 5-Series</a> is this E12, caught during liftoff. We'd recommend that lovely passenger of the 1970s not continue to strike that pose upon re-entry. [via <a href="http://benkraal.tumblr.com/post/2968445568/i-saw-this-on-the-tumblr-radar-thingy-in-the">Ben Kraal</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5745776/alles+oop" title="Click here to read more about Alles-OOP!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: Kn-rZLRUcY0 --><!-- /videoId: Kn-rZLRUcY0 --> Watch a forklift driver in Taiwan provide the answer to the riddle "How do you move a BMW 5-Series wagon across a construction zone without its wheels touching the ground?" Ultimate driving machine, meet ultimate parking enforcer. (Thanks Robert!) [<a href="http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?s=284bc29552a28b56d608c0a5a32f5687&t=466836&page=2">e90post.com</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5721486/forklift-gives-bmw-a-new-parking-spot" title="Click here to read more about Forklift Gives BMW A New Parking Spot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Dec 2010 16:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: 2R8DOJiNl-A --><!-- /videoId: 2R8DOJiNl-A --> A while back, BMW featured <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tG3Tx1e704">Sabine Schmitz</a> on its "Unscripted" web video series. This week, it's South Africa's own Grant Mc Ilrath, A.K.A "The Meerkat Man." His Nürburgring lap time might be subpar, but those meerkats sure love his Bimmer.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5719656/meerkats-really-like-the-e34-bmw-5+series" title="Click here to read more about Meerkats Really Like The E34 BMW 5-Series">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It looks too old to be photoshopped and too scuzzy to be a render. So what is it? Well, it's an E34 getting a dab of oppo after some huge air. Anyone have post-jump/crash photos? [via <a href="http://twitter.com/banovsky/statuses/16740787958054912">Banovsky</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5715184/oppo-in-the-sky-with-bimmers" title="Click here to read more about Oppo In The Sky With Bimmers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This shot is just one more reason why we love the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5516683/the-bmw-5+series-a-personal-look-back">BMW 528i</a> &mdash; and wish we had an E28. [<a href="http://motoriginal.tumblr.com/post/870863370/return-from-battle-bmw-e28-528i">Motoriginal</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5600444/return-from-battle" title="Click here to read more about Return From Battle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				When we started the race in hot, muggy Connecticut, 75 or so cars set out onto the track. When the race session ended at 10:00, only 35 cars were still running... and a BMW E28 had the lead!				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5595689/very-long-day-of-racing-over-bmw-528e-leads" title="Click here to read more about Very Long Day of Racing Over, BMW 528e Leads">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 25 Jul 2010 00:01:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				You don't see many E12s on the road these days, but I saw <em>two</em> of them at a Northern California self-service junkyard a few weeks ago. Here's a fairly clean-looking '76 530i that's Crusher-bound.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5567987/early-5-series-would-like-to-return-to-bavaria-heading-to-chinese-steel-mill-instead" title="Click here to read more about Early 5 Series Would Like To Return To Bavaria, Heading To Chinese Steel Mill Instead">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Last year, sales of BMW's midsize sedan hit 5.5 million. The outgoing 5er, known as the E60, represented the car's fifth generation. I have at least five personal stories to tell about the 5-series. Coincidence? I think not!				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5516683/the-bmw-5+series-a-personal-look-back" title="Click here to read more about The BMW 5-Series: A Personal Look Back">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[New BMW 5 Series to Reveal Itself at New York Auto Show]]></title>
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				BMW'll unveil the new 5 Series at next week's New York Auto Show. [<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Bimmerfile/~3/uPRnFc03UIY/">BimmerFile</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5501096/new-bmw-5-series-to-reveal-itself-at-new-york-auto-show" title="Click here to read more about New BMW 5 Series to Reveal Itself at New York Auto Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In <em>Ready or Not, Here I Come</em>, Schoolhouse Rock taught us just how much fun counting by fives can be. Today, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/nice-price-or-crack-pipe/">Nice Price or Crack Pipe</a> knows you can count on a BMW 5-series to bring the fun.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5495821/get-hofmeister-kinky-with-a-bmw-middle-child-for-7995" title="Click here to read more about Get Hofmeister Kinky with a BMW Middle Child for $7,995">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Jalopnik</em> commenter <a href="http://jalopnik.com/people/tonyola/">Tonyola</a> spotted how BMW failed with <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5451708/2011-bmw-5-series-lines-up-with-ancestors-in-first-real+life-photos/gallery/3?autoplay=true">this</a> and <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5451708/2011-bmw-5-series-lines-up-with-ancestors-in-first-real+life-photos/gallery/4">this</a> 5 series</a>. Can you?				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5451753/bmw-5-series-license-plate-fail" title="Click here to read more about BMW 5 Series License Plate Fail">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[2011 BMW 5 Series Lines Up With Ancestors In First Real-Life Photos]]></title>
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				The <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5401174/2011-bmw-5-series-teasing-it-takes-lots-of-balls">2011 BMW 5 Series</a> was spotted in Portugal setting up at its own press reveal for what appears to be a real life version of <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5411236/nice-nice-nice-nice-doh-nice">the awesome photo</a> of all six generations of the rapidly expanding mid-size luxo-barge.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5451708/2011-bmw-5-series-lines-up-with-ancestors-in-first-real+life-photos/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 2011 BMW 5 Series Lines Up With Ancestors In First Real-Life Photos">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The E24 and E28 are pretty similar under the skin, so they get put in the same box here… and in that box, we find mostly <em>sadness!</em> Still, these cars have great LeMons potential, once the bugs have been worked out.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5450084/lemons-torture-test-results-bmw-e24e28" title="Click here to read more about LeMons Torture Test Results: BMW E24/E28">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				For this installment of "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #captionthis" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #captionthis" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/captionthis/">Caption This</a>," check out this shot and the one below, pulled from the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5411103/2011-bmw-5-series-bangle-butt-goes-bye+bye">BMW 5 Series</a> press photos and witness model bloat in pictorial form. Just look at the original &mdash; it's so <em>tiny</em>.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5411236/nice-nice-nice-nice-doh-nice" title="Click here to read more about Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. D'Oh! Nice.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[2011 BMW 5 Series: Bangle Butt Goes Bye-Bye]]></title>
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				The 2011 BMW 5 Series is finally here. If nothing else, it's a statement against the Bangle-ization of the BMW brand. It's smooth, sleek and an unmistakable return to the BMW 5 Series we've missed.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5411103/2011-bmw-5-series-bangle-butt-goes-bye+bye" title="Click here to read more about 2011 BMW 5 Series: Bangle Butt Goes Bye-Bye">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:55:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				We're going to see all of the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5401174/2011-bmw-5-series-teasing-it-takes-lots-of-balls">2010 BMW 5-Series</a> Monday, but after showing off its <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5401174/2011-bmw-5-series-teasing-it-takes-lots-of-balls">balls</a> BMW just revealed its headlights. Now all we need is the rump. More photos below.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5410226/2010-bmw-5+series-officially-shows-us-its-headlights/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 2010 BMW 5-Series Officially Shows Us Its Headlights">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				If a dealer leaks a photo of the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5401174/2011-bmw-5-series-teasing-it-takes-lots-of-balls">2011 BMW 5 Series</a> nose, does it make anyone any less convinced that this car's going to look like a mini-7 Series? [via <a href="http://www.worldcarfans.com/109111123006/2011-bmw-5-series-partial-nose-photo-allegedly-leaked/lowphotos#0">WorldCarFans</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5402345/2011-bmw-5-series-shows-off-newish-nose" title="Click here to read more about 2011 BMW 5 Series Shows Off Newish Nose?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				This new tease of the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5381294/2010-bmw-5+series-gets-a-swirly">2011 BMW 5 Series</a> may not be the most artistic teaser shot of a new car we've yet seen from an automaker but it's certainly the most esoteric. Here's how they made it.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5401174/2011-bmw-5-series-teasing-it-takes-lots-of-balls" title="Click here to read more about 2011 BMW 5 Series: Teasing It Takes Lots Of Balls">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Although swirly-camo-ed, it's possible to see the overall shape of the new <a href="http://jalopnik.com/396419/2010-bmw-5+series-spotted-at-the-ring-we-get-all-up-in-its-grille">2010 BMW 5-Series</a> from these new shots taken near Kitzbuhel, Austria. We can see that the front gets the most dramatic change over the outgoing car. What else?				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5381294/2010-bmw-5+series-gets-a-swirly" title="Click here to read more about 2010 BMW 5-Series Gets A Swirly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray Wert]]></dc:creator>
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				We shared <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5307978/jalopniks-20-favorite-classic-volkswagen-commercials">our favorite vintage VW ads</a> a while back, but what about the <em>other</em> German car companies?				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5368342/our-favorite-vintage-porsche-mercedes+benz-and-bmw-commercials" title="Click here to read more about Our Favorite Vintage Porsche, Mercedes-Benz, and BMW Commercials">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Murilee Martin]]></dc:creator>
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				Black Iron Racing, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/315370/the-24-hours-of-lemons-winner-black-iron-racings-bmw">winners of the Altamont '07 race</a>, went with their standard LeMons formula for Buttonwillow: <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BMW 5 SERIES" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BMW 5 SERIES" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/bmw-5-series/">BMW 5 Series</a> minus all the bodywork equals <em>win!</em> Unfortunately for them, they didn't modify their driving technique.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5338514/and-the-peoples-curse-is-the-black-iron-racing-bmw-540" title="Click here to read more about And The People's Curse Is... The Black Iron Racing BMW 540!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Murilee Martin]]></dc:creator>
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				It's <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/down-on-the-street/">Down On The Street</a>, where we admire old vehicles on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. We've seen <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5062094/1986-bmw-735i">7</a>, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/396731/1987-bmw-m6">6</a>, and <a href="http://jalopnik.com/351946/1983-bmw-320i-with-rare-david-hasselhoff-option">3</a> Series 80s BMWs, so we need a 5!				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5312723/1987-bmw-5-series" title="Click here to read more about 1987 BMW 5 Series">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				British drivers <a href="http://jalopnik.com/169134/in-one-mile-drive-into-a-river">have blindly following their navigation systems before</a>, but Robert Jones took it to the extreme, driving his <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BMW 5-SERIES" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BMW 5-SERIES" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/bmw-5_series/">BMW 5-series</a> down a rocky path before a fence barely stopped his plunge off a cliff.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5183905/british-bmw-driver-follows-sat-nav-to-cliff-edge-darwin-loses" title="Click here to read more about British BMW Driver Follows Sat Nav To Cliff Edge, Darwin Loses">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We had a Nice Price verdict on the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5135103/nice-price-or-crack-pipe-25k+mile-1985-toyota-4wd-truck-6000-price-tag">super-clean '85 Toyota 4WD pickup</a> yesterday, and today we've got something for you potential <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/24-hours-of-lemons/">24 Hours Of LeMons</a> racers.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5135960/nice-price-or-crack-pipe-turnkey-race+ready-24-hours-of-lemons+winning-bmw-535i-for-433" title="Click here to read more about Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: Turnkey, Race-Ready, 24 Hours Of LeMons-Winning BMW 535i For $433?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[BMW Launches Up-Armored 5-Series Security]]></title>
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				Struggling to find new ways to add weight to its product line, BMW has released an armored version of the 5-series. The 5-Series Security adds only 551 LB to a regular 550i or 530i, while making the most of high-tech materials to ensure complete safety for its occupants. Like the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/400483/bmw-x5-security-heavy-armor-for-the-bmw-with-the-big-butt">BMW X5 Security</a>, this vehicle can withstand projectiles up to a .44 Magnum. With the extensive use of Kevlar mats in the doors, roof and floor, steel plates in particularly vulnerable areas and 22mm glass-and-plastic security windows, BMW claims the Security models leave no gap for a projectile, shrapnel or shattered glass to penetrate into the passenger cabin. But that’s not all the 5-Series has up its sleeve.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5050452/bmw-launches-up+armored-5+series-security" title="Click here to read more about BMW Launches Up-Armored 5-Series Security">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The stop/start system already found on four-banger BMW 1-Series and 3-Series cars is expected to make its way onto six-cylinder models sometime within the next year. The system automatically shuts off the engine when the car is at a standstill, restarting the engine automatically when the driver is ready to accelerate again. It's likely only to appear in the 3-Series' six-cylinder models at first, but we wouldn't be too surprised to see it in the 1-Series and 5-Series sooner or later. For that matter, there's no reason why BMW wouldn't put it on their whole range, even the V8 models, eventually. [<a href="http://www.channel4.com/4car/news/news-story.jsp?news_id=18030">Channel 4</a> via <a href="http://www.autobloggreen.com/2008/09/05/bmw-to-begin-fitting-sixes-with-stop-start/">AutoblogGreen</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5045924/six+cylinder-bmw-3+series-to-get-stopstart-system" title="Click here to read more about Six-Cylinder BMW 3-Series To Get Stop/Start System">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				BMW announced today that it was recalling approximately 200,000 vehicles because a sensor issue might stop the front passenger airbag from deploying. The issue comes from small cracks that could develop within a seat detection mat, causing the airbag to be deactivated. Affected are MY 2006 3-series and MY 2004-2006 5-series cars and MY 2004-2006 X3 SUVs. Thankfully, no one has reported being hurt because of potential problem, and it doesn't seem to affect other airbags. We guess It's a good thing that BMW drivers are so unlikely to crash... [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26179745/">MSNBC</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/400355/bmw-recalling-200000-vehicles-due-to-airbag-non+deployment-issues" title="Click here to read more about BMW Recalling 200,000 Vehicles Due To Airbag Non-Deployment Issues">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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