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Apparently, Even Bruce Wayne Is Hurting In This Economy

Apparently, Even Bruce Wayne Is Hurting In This EconomyYou can't possibly grasp the overhead costs associated with being Batman. You ever try to dry-clean molded kevlar? And the G-D government will let Bruce Wayne get away with paying only 13.9% in taxes, but Batman can't write-off the electricity used to power the Bat-Signal unless it's 100% renewable. So Batman cut back a little, people.

It's not as convenient as the Batcopter nor as rugged as the Tumbler, but it's gotta convertible top. That's sexy, right? I mean, how long does Batman stay in a car before he's gotta jump out anyways. And it's an Escort GT. That means "Grand Touring." Bring this baby to Monaco, show them what's up.

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