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The 2012 Congressional Motors Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition!

Congressional Motors just released their seven-way hybrid: ethanol, bio-diesel, electric, clean coal, wind, solar and pedal-powered 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition. It only took $100 billion and an entire Congress to design it.

We're definitely in for the luxurious all-velour interior with bonus condom dispenser and standard three-speaker fairness octophonic FM low-band sound system that was designed by the renaissance man himself, Barney Frank. Thanks guys, now we have something to look forward to! (Hat Tip To April!)

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