GIF via Mark Barta

Is there anything as magical as these delicate hops performed by a Ford Festiva? This little crapcan puts entire performances of the Nutcracker to shame.

This merry band of rednecks set up a ramp made of pallets to assist the little car into flight over a raised road. Watch it leap forwards and backwards, and dance with a ruined couch as its partner until it meets its ultimate demise.

Festiva, you are my Sugar Plum Fairy. Lead me over the abandoned couch to the Land of Sweets, ye noble coach.