I'm going to go ahead and postulate that this won't buff right out.
Police in Houston say a man totaled his Audi R8 after he lost control while speeding and slammed it into a tree, according to KPRC Houston.
The driver, whose name was not released, crashed the car around 3 a.m. today. He has been hospitalized and remains in stable condition, the TV station reported.
But we can't say the same for that R8, which probably isn't coming back from this wreck.
Update: KHOU has some video of the crash.
Photos credit KPRC Houston
Hat tip to James and Ilya!