When my Wired: Autopia buddies reprinted my Audi A3 Concept story they changed "I'm an ass man" to "I'm a hatch man."

I joked about this on Twitter, noting they kept my comparison of the sexy and svelte car to the talented and undeniably becoming actress Alison Brie (Annie on Community and Trudy on Mad Men). She tweeted the above reply. And then my head exploded.