Welcome to Paper Jam, a new feature where we highlight the best automotive advertisements from the past! Print might be nearly dead, but our scanners are just getting warmed up.

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Are you prepared to a read a simple, strong guarantee that’s just 101 words, or call a toll free hotline? Get ready to reach turnpike speed easily and weigh more than others!

Welcome to the world of AMC in 1973:

Photo credit: AMC via Playboy February 1973. Scanned by SenseiAlan!


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