This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at some point we randomly decide since it's the Detroit Auto Show. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?
It's the Detroit Auto Show, which means we're sitting around the basement making stale jokes and eating hilarious donuts. If you haven't been on your computer since 3 AM you might have missed all the cars that have already made news today. Below, a list.