Alan Mulally Makes Out With The Seven Millionth Ford Transit Van

Noted mechaphiliac and Ford CEO Alan Mulally kisses the seven millionth Ford Transit Van to roll off assembly lines since production first started in 1953. Next year, production of the new generation Transit will begin in Ford's Kansas City plant as we Americans get to kiss the vanny goodness.

And speaking of Alan Mulally… he sure loves to kiss inanimate objects. Here are some recent examples:

Alan Mulally Makes Out With The Seven Millionth Ford Transit Van

Alan Mulally Makes Out With The Seven Millionth Ford Transit Van

Alan Mulally Makes Out With The Seven Millionth Ford Transit Van

I could find no examples of Mulally kissing a human being, although this one from his Boeing days comes close.

Alan Mulally Makes Out With The Seven Millionth Ford Transit Van

Below, please include any photos you have of Ford's CEO kissing things and any theories as to what may be going on here.

Photos: Ford, AP Images, Getty Images