I'm a decent driver, but I'm not exactly God's gift to karting. You may be thinking "That means you aren't a good driver at all, idiot," but I'll be like, "NO, I'd just rather be in a car than a kart." Like a Porsche Cayman GTS. That would do.

I mean, if you're going to put a car on a karting track, a Cayman is a pretty great choice Especially in GTS form, where it has 340 horsepower to keep things interesting.

I like this clip from Porsche because it's fun and doesn't take itself too seriously, like some of their ad campaigns do. It also helps make very clear what the Cayman and Boxster's mission is all about: cornering. They may not be as straight-line fast as their 911 brethren, but curves are more fun anyway, right?

Also, I want to try this the next time I'm behind the wheel of a Cayman. Now to call my local karting tracks and see if it's cool on their end...