Highlander - Patton Oswalt Rewrites Toyota's Annoying Ads

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By Justin Hyde Jan 19, 2011 4:30 PM

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Patton Oswalt Rewrites Toyota’s Annoying Ads

Comedian Patton Oswalt finally puts words to the feeling of many Americans, saying he hates "the materialistic little asshole" portrayed in Toyota Highlander ads, and offers a few rewrites via the Twitter hashtag "toyotahighlanderrewrite." KFC's on us, anytime. [Twitter]

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