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Austin Allegro: European Cars At Their Best!

Austin Allegro: European Cars At Their Best! When INGSOC takes over Britain, how will the Outer Party officials be brought to their jobs at the Ministry Of Truth? In chauffeur-driven Austin Allegros, of course!

We're pretty sure Big Brother wouldn't approve of the crypto-funky, neo-Shaft-esque soundtrack music, though.

Austin Allegro: European Cars At Their Best!

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