If there's any single anything in the world I quote more than The Simpsons it's my favorite Coen Brothers' film, The Big Lebowski. I fondly recall all the lost Sunday mornings in New York reciting, "8-year-olds, Dude," back and forth with my roommate. For hours. And laughing the whole time. I still try to watch the movie once a month. So you can imagine how thrilled and amazed I was when Murilee told me about the Carpet Pissers ("These aren't the guys who built the railroads, Walter") entry into the 24 Hours of LeMons. Apparently, so was today's winner.

Without further ado, here's how Paul Y got the nod:

The 'Abide' graphic is probably the greatest artistic triumph of humanity in years.

Absolutely. We'll just leave you with the following, and it ain't no Eastern thing, "A wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you." Y'all know what to do.