The new Camaro may be retro-kitschy, porky, and have an interior only Playskool could love, but it certainly doesn't deserve this kind of abuse. Thank 313 Motoring on the non-313 side of 8 Mile road for this one.

8 Mile road is a menagerie of used car dealers, "customizers," car washes, fast food joints, sketchy small businesses and strip clubs. We drive by 313 Motoring fairly regularly and have yet to determine which one of those things it is. (Thanks for the pictures Age Of Aerostar!)