• This little trick will come in handy the next time your wife's about to get mugged in an empty parking lot. [Scrollin' On]
• Stop crying! Everything you missed at the Castrol Extreme Auto Show is right here. [Auto News]
• We're thinking you should really think the next time you decide to steal a cop's car. [Gothamist]
• And the automotive metaphors keep on comin'... [Gnorb.NET]
• ...and coming! [The Michigan Daily]
• Takin' the BMW M6 for a spin on the Isle of Man. [Paul Tan]

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