Why Did The Grey Poupon Oscars Ad Makers Disguise The Rolls-Royces?

As usual, the biggest take-away from the Oscars this year was America's continued love affair with mustard. We've got the Yellow Fever bad, and the Grey Poupon commercial that aired during the Oscars just confirmed that with its huge popularity.  That Grey Poupon commercial was, of course, based on a 1988 original,… »2/26/13 3:00pm2/26/13 3:00pm


Poor Kid Gets His Bike Shoved Up His Ass And Now It's All Over The Web

Man, I feel for this kid. Somewhere in China, it was the first day of school, and our hapless unnamed student is happily riding his bike, his mind presumably full of hope for the coming year, and likely not at all worried about people all over the world reading about the bicycle up his ass. That was his first mistake. »2/26/13 2:50pm2/26/13 2:50pm

Dad Arrested For Leaving His Kid In The Truck At A Titty Bar

Generally speaking, children and bars are a bad combination. And even though small children tend to love breasts, their appreciation of them is quite different from the average strip club patron's, so nudie bars are out, too. But that didn't stop 24-year-old SoCal resident Santos Barillas from bringing his 2-year-old… »2/26/13 1:48pm2/26/13 1:48pm

Add a cockpit to a Mercedes–Benz Silver Arrow and it turns into a speed record mecha with wheels.

Add a cockpit to a Mercedes–Benz Silver Arrow and it turns into a speed record mecha with wheels. In October 1934, Rudolf Caracciola used this W25 to break the world record for the one-mile standing start. The same day, on a one-kilometer run, he became the fastest man on a public road, at 197 mph. That road, 30… »2/26/13 10:15am2/26/13 10:15am

Masshole Plow Driver Fired Over This Massholish Video He Posted On YouTube

Don't you hate shoveling your car our of a five-foot-tall bank of snow after the plow man comes down the street? Well, this particular plowman thinks it's funny, real fackin' funny. But posting a YouTube video of his F-bomb-rich rant on how great he thinks burying people's cars and driveways got Mark Hussey fired.… »2/26/13 9:57am2/26/13 9:57am

Everything You Need To Know About The $1.3 Million McLaren P1

The McLaren P1 will have its official debut next week at the Geneva Motor Show, but since we know almost everything about it already, there is no point in hiding anymore. McLaren came to the same conclusion, so here it is, in all its yellow, Ferrari-beating beauty. I love that roof. We also have some news about the… »2/26/13 7:43am2/26/13 7:43am