We've been making jokes about the current Smart ForTwo for years. Well now we have to think of some new jokes because here is the 2014 ForTwo. Smart didn't make it all that hard.

This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important?

Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

As an occassional content contributor, I have the pleasure of hanging out with the Jalopnik team when I am in the city or when we work on projects together. What a hilarious and warm group of folks that just love everything car culture. The kind of guys you'd want to chat with over a beer or two.

If you’re totally OCD over titles then today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Subaru 360 should satisfy as it’s about the mini-est minivan there is. The question though, is whether the price on this custom one-box is contrastingly too maxi.

We'll see the US-bound Alfa Romeo 4C at the Geneva Motor Show next month and then for sale in the U.S. later this year. It's a gorgeous, mid-engined sports car. Let's use the new image annotation tool to explain why.

When the Reatta was introduced, it was just missing one thing: A convertible model. Well, for 1990, that one thing is no longer missing! The stylish top of the convertible blends seamlessly with the body. It's basically a coupe.

We tend to pile hate onto minivans, but now that crossovers have outpaced them as the Most Unadventurous Vehicles On The Road, maybe it’s time for a reappraisal.

Last week we showed you the first photos of the 2014 Cadillac CTS. Well, Cadillac kind of just reconfirmed the image we showed you on their own Facebook page.

Taken at face value, this case of a guy going apeshit with a machete on a car parked in his driveway sounds insane. But there's more to it than that. The enraged, machete wielding man's wife and another gentleman were in that car, and he apparently disapproved of their being together.

Suzuki, the Japanese small car maker, has finally coughed and sputtered its last breath in these here United States.  Despite a sales high of over 100,000 cars in 2007, the company could barely sell any over the course of 2012.

Morgan Stanley's North America autos team led by Adam Jonas is optimistic about the U.S. auto market in 2013.

You might not think that doing things outside when it's more than 20 degrees below zero (Farenheit) is a good idea. But chances are you aren't Norwegian.

Formula One drivers are famously compact little guys and tall drivers are definitely in the minority. At six feet tall, Nico Hulkenberg is one of the taller ones. That means he has bigger feet. And those big feet seem to be too large for his new car.

The fact that I'm admiting fake wind-up keys work — from an aesthetic standpoint — at all astounds even me. They're a bit cheesy. But if they're to be done, they should be done correctly, not slapped on the back of a car at an odd angle, like some afterthought refrigerator magnet.

Remember that video of the Ferrari Enzo skidding and hooning around a country estate? Here it is in slow-mo, infinite-loop glory.