Chris Brown Totals His Porsche While Running From Paparazzi

Musician, admitted domestic abuser and all-around awesome human being Chris Brown was involved in more vehicular mayhem this weekend, making headlines after he apparently crashed and totaled his Porsche while running from paparazzi. » 2/10/13 11:15am 2/10/13 11:15am

Florida Man Is America's Worst Superhero

Any time we feature some crazily awful story out of Florida, it's typically from a newspaper or local TV news headline that contains these two words: "Florida Man." As in, "Florida man arrested again for tasering ex-wife," or "Florida man bites neighbor's thumb off." You get the idea. » 2/09/13 2:30pm 2/09/13 2:30pm

Who Can Put The New Holden Commodore Together?

I'm worried about Australia. They continued on with gloriously huge V8-driven, rear-wheel-drive sedans and utes long after the Americans gave up the ghost. Occasionally, they would make their way over here, but never for long. It left the rest of us longing for tire-smoking Aussie cars we would never get. » 2/09/13 2:00pm 2/09/13 2:00pm

Frank Ocean Is Building A Monstrous Sleeper BMW E30

There are a lot of reasons you should read the New York Times Magazine profile of nascent R&B superstar Frank Ocean. It gives some great insights into the creative process, decisiveness, and personal history of the man behind the best album of 2012, Channel Orange. (If you think differently, you're wrong.) » 2/09/13 12:00pm 2/09/13 12:00pm

Expert Gran Turismo Drivers Can't Race In Real Life Because They're Too…

Since it launched in 2008, Nissan's GT Academy has repeatedly done something previously thought to be absurd and unrealistic: It has taken people who are really, really good at Gran Turismo and put them in the seats of actual race cars. Look at Spaniard Lucas Ordoñez, who successfully went from gamer to pro driver… » 2/09/13 10:00am 2/09/13 10:00am

Save On ilumi – The Programmable LED Smartbulb That Lasts 20 Years

The Kickstarter-backed ilumi Smartbulb is the ultimate LED lightbulb. It lasts over 20 years, uses 5x less energy, changes color, and is programmable from your smartphone. Mark Cuban even invested on Shark Tank, so you know this is the real deal. Jalopnik readers can save 12% on ilumi – the lowest price online. » 2/25/15 4:15pm Wednesday 4:15pm

Keep Your iPhone Charged & Protected With This Sleek Case - Save 33%

Tired of needing a charge halfway through the day? Jalopnik readers can save over 30% (plus free shipping) on a black Afterburner Battery Case for iPhone 6 or 6+. This lithium polymar battery case will give your iPhone an extra 1.5 charges, so you don't run out of juice when you're on-the-go. » 2/26/15 2:54pm Thursday 2:54pm