A few dozen inches of snow may scare most people into hiding in their homes, but those of us who enjoy opposite lock and empty roads, it's a chance to come out and play in our cars.

Do you happen to live in the northeastern United States? Then besides finding a good parking lot to do donuts in, today is probably not the best day to be driving. Or flying. Or trying to get anywhere.

I think I may have found the one ad that sums up every pretentious luxury car commercial from the late 80s and early-to-mid 90s.

Long known for hot-rod sedans and coupes, Pontiac in 2009 released one of their hottest rods to date — the G8 GXP, with the power and looks that were enough to make you want to grab a helmet and go.

Looks like we can pin another "unintended acceleration" incident on a confused driver with an automatic transmission.

There I was, explaining to my mom how I had just crashed the family Volvo 240 station wagon into a parked Corolla. "I couldn't have been going that fast, mom, the airbag didn't even go off."

Here's how to cleverly disguise an MR2 Spyder as a Boxster...

There's been a lot of talk that Audi has replaced BMW for the car of choice for America's douchebags. This BMW M3 provides evidence to the contrary.

Brittany Knight, 19, is recovering with a broken leg after she became the victim of a hit and run on Monday. You might think the driver just didn't see her, but then you find out Knight was wearing a six-foot-tall cow costume.

The 2013 F1 season is only four days into testing and a Ferrari has already caught on fire.

Ever wondered how to be the questionably-sane person sitting shotgun in a rally car? This won't help you, but it's hilarious.

We think that decommissioned police cruisers make great used cars, but could driving one be illegal? One Jalopnik reader found out from a run-in with the police.

This year marks the 50th birthday of the most iconic sports car of them all, the Porsche 911. Now you can go the Jeremy Clarkson way and start bitching about how the whole idea of putting the engine in the rear was stupid, or start an argument about how it is only a tuned up Volkswagen, but no matter what you think,…

Kimi Raikkonen is a throwback racer of the highest order. He tells it like it is. He doesn't seem to spend a lot of time worrying about working out. He plays badminton with Sebastian Vettel. He has a great sense of humor. He likes drinking... a lot.

These 'typical BMW driver' cartoons are amazing. Check them out at AutoNeuroticFixation.

In the event that you live in the northeastern United States and get your news and information exclusively from Jalopnik, then it is my duty to warn you that it's going to snow this weekend. A lot, maybe. Probably. Oh, who knows?