Welcome to Must Read, where we single out the best stories from around the automotive universe and beyond. Today we've got reports from Vulture, Mother Jones, Hooniverse and Smart Asset.

The Land Rover LR2 is a baby sport ute, but it can conquer some dirty terrain. MotorWeek has the proof.

As Travis so perfectly illustrated in his Hater's Guide to Lewis Hamilton, nothing is ever the Mercedes driver's fault. Ever. Even when he apparently destroys camera equipment while riding a jet ski.

Will the car of the future look like something outlandish, something amazing, something futuristic? Or will the real car of the future look just like a regular car, only it will be clean, efficient, and amazingly advanced under the skin?

Forget chemical weapons and drone strikes. That crap is all 2000-and-late, you guys. These days, we need to be worried about just one thing when it comes to the future of warfare: killer robots!

A Jalopnik reader spotted this Ford F-350 in New Jersey taking up not one, not two, not three, but four parking spaces.

At /DRIVE, both on screen and off, we've been playing a game called #BRZorThat, in which we debate whether we'd buy a new BRZ — the most hyped sports car in the history of sports cars — or something else. Today, that something else is the Honda S2000.

There was once a man whose teachings inspired countless people and literally changed the course of history. He was all about forgiveness and loving your fellow man. Whether you believe he was real or not, he's an excellent example to follow. I am, of course, talking about Ron Burgundy from Anchorman.

Check your brains in the parking lot and cinch down your cupholder mounts for two hours of cars blowing up, cars making wildly improbably leaps, squadrons upon squadrons of girls in bikinis, and plenty of short sentences that burble out of Vin Diesel's pie hole, because "Fast & Furious 6" opens tomorrow.