We're At The Pirelli World Challenge Season Opener All This Weekend

Pirelli World Challenge features one of the most diverse fields of sportscars in America. The Pirelli GT3 Cup Trophy (read: all wonderful Porsche Cup cars) is running this weekend, too. Patrick and I will be covering the event all weekend long, and here's why you should pay attention (even from home). » 3/05/15 7:41pm 20 minutes ago

Everything About This Maltese Army Training Is Hilariously Wrong

The Armed Forces of Malta are a 2,100-person strong ferocious military force to be reckoned with. Probably. Maybe. But slowly backing away from a guy who can't help but light himself on fire while attempting to throw a Molotov cocktail is definitely not considered a particularly strong tactic. Though it is hilarious. » 3/05/15 7:30pm 32 minutes ago

Max Chilton Will Bring Daddy's Money To Nissan's Insane Le Mans Racer

Max Chilton will join the illustrious ranks of ex-Formula One drivers who've said, "screw you guys, I'm racing Le Mans." Per AUTOSPORT, Chilton just scored a full-time drive in the completely nuts Nissan GT-R LM NISMO LMP1-class World Endurance Championship racer along with Alex Buncombe. » 3/05/15 5:45pm Today 5:45pm

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McLaren's P1 GTR Registration Has The Best Title Pull-Down Menu Ever

You know how on some websites when you enter your name, you often get the privilege of selecting an honorific for yourself from a pull-down menu? For most of us, it's usually just a boring old Mr. or Ms., maybe a Dr. if you're lucky. Not McLaren buyers. This may be the best pull-down honorific list I've ever seen. » 3/05/15 4:42pm Today 4:42pm

Frozen Rush Moves Mountains To Race

Red Bull Frozen Rush is an event unlike any other. 900 horsepower Pro 4 trucks are no stranger to short-course racing throughout the Midwest and southwestern regions of America, but they're not especially prominent in places like New England—nor had they ever run on snow until two years ago, when Red Bull's Pete… » 3/05/15 4:38pm Today 4:38pm

Billionaire Paul Allen Finds Sunken Battleship With Private Submarine

Paul Allen was an original founder of Microsoft, started a space launch company and now owns the Seattle Seahawks, as well as one of the world's largest yachts, which comes with its own submarine. With a long list of accomplishments under his belt, he did the one thing you would do. Go looking for sunken battleships. » 3/05/15 4:20pm Today 4:20pm

Local Newscaster Wants to Know if Waluigi Is Behind Crash Landing

Local news has been speaking "truth to power" since the invention of towns, and there's no better example of why we need regional newscasters than today's LaGuardia plane accident. It's unclear if a fictional villain from the Mario franchise is responsible, but watchdogs at Atlanta's CBS 46 are on it. » 3/05/15 3:48pm Today 3:48pm

Here Are Four Reasons Why You Should Not Buy A Nissan GT-R Right Now

In 2008, Japanese car manufacturer Nissan raised its sizable middle finger to the establishment and released the world-beating R35 GT-R, a car that would eat the collective lunches of Porsche, Audi, and BMW for a seriously bargain price. However, in 2015, things aren't so peachy. Here are a few reasons why. » 3/05/15 3:32pm Today 3:32pm

Craigslist Is A Terrible Place To Actually Buy Anything

I am proud to announce that I recently discovered the magic of Craigslist. What I mean by this is: I recently attempted to buy something on Craigslist, which I discovered is a futile task that should only be attempted by the clinically insane. » 3/05/15 3:21pm Today 3:21pm

Here's What Lockheed Martin's New Laser Gun Does To An Old Ford Pickup

The engine of this old Ford F-150 was surgically blasted to oblivion from more than a mile away by a 30-kilowatt fiber laser weapon system called ATHENA made by security and aerospace outfit Lockheed Martin. ...Yikes. » 3/05/15 2:47pm Today 2:47pm

Police: Atlanta Gang Members Used Fake Craigslist Car Ads To Rob Victims

There was a time when if you wanted to get a nice cheap car, Craigslist was the place to go. You can still find good values on CL, but you need to be careful out there. Police say Atlanta area gang members were setting up fake Craigslist ads for cars that didn't exist, in order to lure people and rob them. » 3/05/15 2:23pm Today 2:23pm

Driving The Crazy BMW i8 On Snow Is Like Drifting The Millennium Falcon

The BMW i8 is like no other car on the road. Kids see it and think the Millennium Falcon just arrived. Adults think they've time traveled. So how is the Millennium Falcon at some good old fashioned snow drifting? That's what we found out on the second episode of Neat Stuff In Cool Cars. » 3/05/15 2:00pm Today 2:00pm