Here's what I learned about the Lincoln Town Car.

  • It had a handsfree cell phone in 1998. That's futuristic.
  • If you use the cupholders, you can't adjust the temperature
  • It looks really ridiculous on a race track.
  • It's the size of a warehouse.
  • New airducts improve the rear seat environment.
  • This Town Car feels less "floaty boaty." Yep. Floaty boaty.

And that's it. Take a few minutes to revel in this panther goodness.

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