The 2013 Super Bowl Car Commercials: Watch All Of Them Here

In just a short while, millions of Americans will gather to watch the Super Bowl, a large and popular sporting event that does not involve racing or motorsports in any way, shape or form. Bummer.

But the Super Bowl does involve cars — specifically, car commercials. You'll be seeing a lot of them tonight. This is the biggest car ad blitz of the entire year, where the car companies really bring their A-games. Or don't.

You may have seen many of these ads already, as most of them were pre-released on YouTube over the couple of weeks. We've gathered them all up here and ranked them from best to worst.

We'll also be uploading more car ads as they air tonight, so keep your eyes peeled, and let us know which ones are winners and which ones are duds.


The 2013 Super Bowl Car Commercials: Watch All Of Them Here

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The 2013 Super Bowl Car Commercials: Watch All Of Them Here

The New Mercedes Super Bowl Ad Involves Kate Upton, Short Shorts, And Kate Upton

Mercedes is going to have an ad during the "Super Bowl," which I understand is some sort of important football game held each year.
Instead of advertising a car this year, Mercedes is releasing an ad promoting swimsuit model Kate Upton and her ability to supervise a car wash.
The teaser for the... More »


The 2013 Super Bowl Car Commercials: Watch All Of Them Here

Mercedes Super Bowl Ad: Buy A CLA And We'll Throw In Kate Upton And Usher

Another day, another Super Bowl car commercial that has been pre-released on YouTube. Fabulous.
We already vented about what a silly practice this is, and we've called out Hyundai's ads as being a swing and a miss. More »


The 2013 Super Bowl Car Commercials: Watch All Of Them Here

Volkswagen Wins Super Bowl With Happy Viral Video Commercial

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The sheer amount of people flipping out or crying (including Rutledge Wood's favorite YouTube star) seems to far outweigh people smiling... More »


The 2013 Super Bowl Car Commercials: Watch All Of Them Here

Hyundai's Super Bowl Ad Wants You To Recruit Some Hardass Children

Earlier this week we called out some of Hyundai's Super Bowl ads as being more of a miss than a hit. Maybe they were listening to us, because they have now put out an ad for the Hyundai Santa Fe that's actually pretty good. More »


The 2013 Super Bowl Car Commercials: Watch All Of Them Here

Audi's Super Bowl Commercial Is A Punch To The Face From The Prom King

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The 2013 Super Bowl Car Commercials: Watch All Of Them Here

Toyota's Super Bowl Ad Stars The Actress From The Big Bang Theory Granting Wishes

We're only a couple of weeks out from Super Bowl XLVII, and that means we need to get ready for the litany of car commercials automakers will shove down our throats in between the football action. More »


The 2013 Super Bowl Car Commercials: Watch All Of Them Here

Kia's Super Bowl Ad Imagines A World With Robotic Booth Professionals

The life of a booth professional is not always glamorous. They have to deal with pervy weirdos taking photos of them before smudging up the windshields with their awful breath as they spread as much of themselves on whatever car they can find. More »


The 2013 Super Bowl Car Commercials: Watch All Of Them Here

Are Hyundai's Super Bowl Ads A Miss?

It's not unusual to see advertisers - car companies in particular - pull out all the stops for Super Bowl advertising. It's a time when the millions of viewers with eyes glued to televised gridiron action can typically expect nothing less than creative genius from those who make the... More »


The 2013 Super Bowl Car Commercials: Watch All Of Them Here

This Is Jimmy Fallon's Boring Twitter-Sourced Lincoln Super Bowl Ad

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