Let's say you want a sports car, but you need something that can haul more than just two people. You could go to the Cadillac CTS-V, which is precisely what that is.

Or you could get a heavy and modified Callaway pickup truck or SUV that guzzles gas. Still, with tons of power, the Suburban gets to 60 in 6.6 seconds and the Silverado takes just 6.1 seconds. Speedy!

But in an interesting twist, MotorWeek poo-poos some awkward parts of the interior, like a bad nav and a non-foldable third row seat in the Suburban.

This video is worth every second, especially if the only thing you watch is a truck trying to not look idiotic in a slalom.

MotorWeek Theater is our showcase of some of our favorite classic reviews from public television's finest motoring program. How does this video have 3,488 views on YouTube? It's a sport trucker's dream.