Today in Goss' Garage, Pat starts off with a sales pitch to a Mustang owner. But Pat Goss, ever the master thespian, is actually commentating on unneeded services that Jiffy Lube-esque places tend to try and pawn off on the unknowledgeable public.

Wait 20 seconds and Goss lays an incredible Oscar-worthy smackdown on quick repair shops.

To paraphrase what he says: They're all morons.

Take a minute and listen to Goss so you can learn you some car things.

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