While the patriotic Bugatti Veyron of Turkmenistan's president is just as great as his Chechen colleague Ramzan Kadyrov's Lamborghini Reventon, those gentleman are not blue-blooded, so they are excluded from this list, no matter how much money they have.
In this round of Kinja-flooding craziness, we look for the queens, kings and sheiks with the most awesome rides ever bought with the money from their holdings and peasants. After all, if your face is looking back at you from the bills, you can probably have whatever you desire...
Oh, and the Sultan of Brunei's collection does not count today. We don't like him.
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