Mercedes is going to have an ad during the "Super Bowl," which I understand is some sort of important football game held each year.

Instead of advertising a car this year, Mercedes is releasing an ad promoting swimsuit model Kate Upton and her ability to supervise a car wash.

The teaser for the commercial, which was just released, shows Upton in short shorts and some brief shots of the Mercedes CLA, itself a very attractive car.

But who cares because Kate Upton.

Watch it. Now. It's safe for work. It's safe for everything.

Kate Upton.