About to replace your tires? Burn the living bejeesus out of the old ones before they go.

This video was sent to us by Jalopnik reader Will, who told us that in the head-to-head burnouts "the smoke was so bad that the local fire department came to make sure everything was alright."

You see kids, you don't need a 800+ horsepower turbo muscle car to cover your entire neighborhood in a choking, reasonably carcinogenic, totally rad-tastic smokescreen.