As we watch this intrepid hoon launch his beater Chevy Corsica high, so high over a minivan we have to ask ourselves, what is this guy doing so very right?

The answer is: he didn't lift. I mean, he forgot to disconnect his airbag, so he got that in the face, but he didn't lift. A thousand points on the hoonage scale for that.

(Hat tip to Klic, and the Legendary Tips of Future Past!)