What If Car Company Slogans Were Honest?

It's not just poorly translated Chinese company slogans that make no sense; all car companies these days are guilty of bullshitting you with nonsense. We think you can do better.

We want you to come up with fake but honest slogans for car companies. Something like, "BMW: Because All Your Other Middle-Manager Buddies Bought One."

Tomorrow we'll post the ten best slogans. Got it? Good.

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